Brendan
@brendanmcaleer.bsky.social
Ludicrous misuse of the language. Bylines at Car and Driver, Road and Track, Hagerty, Autocar, Driving.ca, etc
Everyone: lobster hunting??? Siesta??? Me: Writing anything worthwhile after 5pm ARE YOU INSANE
I’m definitely adding a 2-hour lobster hunt and pink martini break to my daily routine.
I would like to add that the two gents who rocked up in this were yellow 'Vette and NB runners old, and they seemed to be having An Fun Day Out.
Also, total time capsule Civic
John: Do you have a sports car or multiple sports cars in your own garage? Brendan: No, I just said I was a writer!
At the local coffee shop. Family of four in a GT3 Touring, that’s how you do it.
I saw a white Audi RS6 Avant and it was surprisingly invisible in traffic.
QOTD: how would you spec your 911? I think base, blue, 84L fuel tank, +1 wheel size
Chalk me up as one of those people who really doesn't like screenshots of what's happening Over There, but I'll make an exception for a backpfeifengesicht bikini atoll.
The most satisfying—and deserved—ratio in human history.
Cat was sleeping in a sunbeam on a low bookcase near the window. I stood up from my desk and she, expecting pats, rolled over and then nearly fell off the bookcase. I one-handed dad-saved her, and now she's so deeply embarrassed she's slunk off under the bed.
Bought a mandolin and am unbelievably tempted to put a Grogu sticker on it.
If anyone is interested, here's the War Camaro podcast, also available at anywhere you also find podcasts. www.omnibusproject.com/episodes/the...
The Bosnian War Camaro (Entry 144.MA0718) — Omnibus
In which Brendan McAleer explains how a 1979 Chevrolet Camaro became a lightly armored, smoke-blowing, night-vision-equipped humanitarian savior, which John insists is the coolest car an eleven-year-o...
omnibusproject.com
this is just to say I have eaten The lettuce That was in The icebox And which You were probably Saving For dinner Forgive me It was *gurgle* Oh no Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh
Me: what was the name of the Egyptian cat-god again, Sean Bean? Sean Bean: Bastet Me: thanks Sean Bean
This bronze statue, made in #Egypt between 715 and 343 BCE, represents the Egyptian #cat -goddess Bastet. See it on display in Gallery 26, Level G. Ashmolean Museum Collection. 🐈⬛ Bastet, Late Period (Egypt) (c. 715–343 BCE). AN1933.1694 See Alt. Function.
Not going to read the translation lady’s critique of The Odyssey, instead just assuming it’s the same as my own, namely: it should have just been Jason Mantzoukas as Odysseus and every other character played by a Muppet.
Can’t stop thinking about what kind of motorcycle Conan O’Brien has. Surely a Yamaha?
While there is something Quite British about FOTU, it's a damned shame there isn't anything like it over here. Closest is like some sections of Radwood, but we really could use a version of the Quail that's called The Turkey: A Not-Motorsports Event
#FOTU completed. I am broken. 😵 Fantastic day. All my favourite people in one place. And some truly exceptional unexceptional cars.
Stardate 296437.2. Ensign McAleer can't remember why he walked into this room.
You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?
Up early. Walk to get a brioche from the local bakery. Saw a Pozzi blue 458. Listening to Lucky Man by the Verve.
Why is a potential answer to this all the leading ladies in the Austin Powers movies?
there is a recurring prompt around what’s the best that anyone has ever looked on camera and I never have an answer but I’m watching right now and I think it’s gotta be George Clooney in Ocean’s 11
Fresh chopped garlic in a pan with butter is the Konami Code of cooking. “It smells amazing” Yes, and I am also known for my portrayal of Chicago The Swole Hutt.
Finished Barry. NoHo Hank might be my favourite TV character of all time.
This is the most fly-to-the-cheese-moon-with-crackers-and-my-dog car ever made.
The TR3 is a true roadster: an open car with only rudimentary weather protection. Namely, it has a sort of pup-tent apparatus that can be erected in order to divide the world into the part where it's raining and the part where it's raining a little less... carsgoneby.blogspot.com/2026/07/1959...
See @pattonoswalt.bsky.social monologue George Lucas: would you like some ice cream? Audience: yes! GL: well here's a bit bag of rock salt
First poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp. “Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”