Brent Baldwin

@brentbaldwin.bsky.social

Writer, runner, sportsball enthusiast Author of "The Tourist's Guide to London (Football) Soccer.” Fiction in Clarkesworld, Analog, Nature: Futures, and more VP2018 & codex. coys

If you fell in love with soccer after watching the World Cup and want to support a club then look no further than Tottenham Hotspur! We’re in London!* We recently won a trophy!** Our fans are passionate!*** * surrounded by teams that hate us ** after many years without one *** results vary

All we need is goal line tech and semi-automated offsides. They’re both quick and objective. Then put an extra official behind each goal to watch for fouls on corners and penalties. Bin VAR as we know it.

Dear writer friends, because you are the only non-bots who might read this, I realize that almost none of you are soccer obsessives. Here’s your World Cup cheat sheet: Spain and France are favorites England could win it but won’t Brazil isn’t as good as they used to be Cont’d

Sometimes the statistics don’t tell the same story as your eyes. This was not one of those times. Arsenal went up early and tried to defend and kill time for 85 minutes plus extra time, and it didn’t pay off.

PSG dominate every statistic in the match