Brian Hyphen
@brianhyphen.com
Actor, Musician, Producer • Irish • Represented by Vantage Actors • Member of Suns of Arqa (@sunsofarqa.bsky.social) • Love Joy Division, Autechre, fun • Contact/Links: https://brianhyphen.com
Well I had enough trick-or-treaters this Halloween to vote for Kevin Phillips-Bong
I will respect you a thousand times more if you spend literally 30 seconds on MS paint making a stickman meme than if you use AI
Printers *can* work. But they know.. they can sense the pressure you’re under. They know.
Calvin Harris “Bounce” is now as old as a 1987 song would have been in 2001…
These crisps came third in an award 4 years ago, hardly a brag?
Yeah you can use a white noise generator, but you can also bring a great mic into the car wash. Which I did.
In order to understand paranoid people I’m going to follow them around
If Accept / Reject popups were required by law to have clear text saying “What you are doing will work either way”, almost everyone would click Reject.
Pen and paper is legitimately better for task management and planning than any app
When you chat to someone in a shop and then finish the chat and separate, and then still see them over and over in different aisles, the rest of your shop becomes more or less exactly like PacMan
7” vinyl format should be reintroduced as a full-length album format for 10-second TikTok / Instagram audios
See as a kid I wanted James Bond to win but as an adult Christopher Walken is way cooler than Roger Moore
I overheard part of a conversation that went “Really? But you’re normally really good at bingo.”
Hey ChatGPT what time is it? “The time is 8:43 am You could also find the time by peeling a banana and slicing the inside into eight pieces. Remove the fourth piece and stare at the centre. The time information is not available here so this option won’t work”
I can’t figure out how you’re supposed to make a T from the fourth circle on the Audi logo
The beautiful sounding birds that wake me with their birdsong every morning are likely the same birds who shite on my car
If ghosts were real then there’s no reason to confine them to humans, like we should have ghost flies or ghost lice
People who say ‘for’ instead of ‘because’ think they are a lot wiser than they truly are
Wouldn’t it be fun if after every country bans social media for young people, it’s seen as an ‘old person thing’ and dies a death in 12 months?
The first time I heard Joy Division’s “Still” album all those years ago, it was freezing cold. The album now always sounds better to me when it is freezing cold.
the bloody scene is bloody sad the bloody news is bloody bad the bloody folks are bloody daft don't make me bloody laugh it bloody hurts to look around everywhere in chicken town
Companies need to stop saying “I completely understand your concerns” on their first reply, particularly when they then ask you to explain your concerns further.
In a rare moment of wonder, a wasp has just found its own way OUT through the window having previously come in, rather than smacking its head off the glass and walls for several hours
I don’t know what to say at this stage. Don’t think Cadbury Ireland are on here to tag?
How long do you think it would take to get trained in snooker and practice and win some major pro tournament and make tons of money? Asking for a friend that has the same parents as me and is not my sibling.