Asking for a friend, have you ever fingered a girl in the bathroom of a nice bar only to realize that you can see everything as a shadow through the door and quickly stop?? No no, me neither. 🫣

I just received Whitney Chartreuse Bodysuit from Anonymous via Throne. Thank you! https://throne.com/bridgetteblair #throne

Most definitely 💓

🦇 ⸸ 𝕾𝕷𝖚𝖙 𝖗𝖔𝖇𝖔𝖙 ⸸ 💅 ( Inaya )@enbyrobot.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Repost if if that's true 📢

Still riding the high from being told I gave him the best sexual experience of his life ❤️‍🔥

I went backyard camping this weekend!! First time I’ve slept in a tent in years and I had more fun than I expected! Watching twilight on a big screen around a campfire playing never have I ever will always be fun 😊

what happens when I meet another provider w similar taste in 90s emo and dad rock, similar affinity for pizza n burgers vs fine dining, similar ability to dish about random topics and niche interests… And seemingly similar levels of weird-horny-hot girl vibes? We make plans to test those vibes out!

Bridgette Blair ⚡️ YYC & FMTY@bridgetteblair.bsky.social · 5d ago

Did you know you can see @maddybloom.bsky.social and I together?! 📍Calgary - August 8-9 📍Edmonton - September 17-19 Dreams really do come true 😍 it’s as easy as reaching out 💌 #ourSky #dateAB

Did you know you can see @maddybloom.bsky.social and I together?! 📍Calgary - August 8-9 📍Edmonton - September 17-19 Dreams really do come true 😍 it’s as easy as reaching out 💌 #ourSky #dateAB

⚡️ EDMONTON ⚡️ I'm coming back September 17-19 Be my date to the Foo Fighters? and after I'll show you what the song "All My Life" is all about (it is indeed about eating) 🤭

What a lovely idea!! Match her donations and go see this gorgeous lady in August 💖

Maddy Bloom YEG🌸@maddybloom.bsky.social · 2w ago

It’s birthday season & I’m turning 40! As part of my celebrations, I’ll be donating $100 for every hour booked with me all of August to a wonderful org here in YEG that provides non-judgemental, direct support and drop-in space for street-involved SWers. I can’t wait xoxo #gfe #ABdates

Fun date idea: we go see the Foo Fighters in Edmonton in September 🤩 If we’ve talked about music, odds are you know how much I love Dave Grohl. How fun would it be to experience this together?!

Calgary Tour Availability: August 5th, 10am-9pm August 6th, 10am-9pm August 7th, 10am-5pm August 8th, 10am-1pm I just had a couple cancelations, their loss is your gain! My Calgary tour is coming up, reach out soon to avoid disappointment 😘 (Re-tweets greatly appreciated)

Would you help me take this off? Limited summer availability 🌻 July 30 August 1-17 The next three weekends are my only available weekends until September as I'm away for FMTY and taking some time to myself at the end of the month. ❤️‍🔥

Any guesses what this is set up for? If you know, we’d probably get along hehe Making do with limited equipment!

I cannot wait to win this pillow fight 😉 I think you’d make a good referee 🤭

Maddy Bloom YEG🌸@maddybloom.bsky.social · last wk.

@bridgetteblair.bsky.social is having me over for a slumber party at her place! I know we’ll get up to some trouble together and you could be right in the middle of it… (plus a special rate to sweeten the deal just because it’s my bday and I’m in the mood to 💙PLAY💙) #gfe #ABdates #YYCdates

5 Things That are Worth the $$$ 1. Booking a companion 2. Buying a companion something off of their wishlist 3. Taking a companion to a delicious multi-course meal 4. Tipping a companion 5. Booking a companion and one or more of their hot friends together

Bowie 🦇 CHI/FMTY@bowiegonebatty.bsky.social · 2w ago

5 Things That Are Worth the $$$ 1. Laser hair removal 2. Therapy 3. Ready-made meal subscription 4. Botox 5. Losing your security deposit bc you decorated your house exactly the way you wanted.

Have y'all seen Meet Monica Velour and what did you think if you have seen it? I thought Kim Cattrell was amazing but didn't love the "washed up mattress actress is single mom in trailer park" angle.

I'm so glad I got a Yoni massage in Amsterdam. It was probably one of the best decisions I've made. I still think about it from time to time.

Back in action on Wednesday ❤️‍🔥 Wed 29: 11-4ish Thurs 30: 12-5ish Fri 31: 11-4ish 💌: veronicapage@proton.me, 647-365-0433 or @msallegra.bsky.social

I love concert dates because I love watching you enjoy something youre so passionate about and I love getting to experience something new!

A little something to hold you over

Dates I would love to go on and what they should be called: - We go to Bring Me the Horizon in September 🤘 (head bang & bang) - We do a fitness class together 💪 (sweaty & sexy) - We go shopping for new summer clothes 👗 (dress & undress) - We go mini golfing ⛳️ (putt & pu$$y)

Nothing brings me more satisfaction than lifting something a man couldn’t 🤭 On another job with a bunch of guys, one struggled to lift cables and I was like “oh I got it” He then asked me if I could deadlift 200lbs and I said I can deadlift 300 and they let me handle the heavy stuff after that. 😂

We all know this already but lemme tell ya, a woman cumming on your face never gets old.

Happy Friday 😋 I’ve been working on my newsletter and it’ll go out this weekend. It’s not too late to sign up 😉

There’s a boozy lecture tonight in Calgary about destigmatizing sw. I sure hope that there’s swers on the panel. While I can’t make it, I hope it helps others outside of the industry have a better understanding. Tell your friends to go check it out

On this weeks episode of “What did she get up to?” I made a cast of my foot! I was going to use the condom as a barrier to reduce detail for what I needed but I didn’t like the compression and wanted my toes spread out for the cast. Why? I’m working on making my first pair of shoes!!

The best part of not having a dick is being metaphorically bricked up at any given time and nobody is the wiser 🥴

Vancouver you were lovely! Can't wait to come back next month 🥰 Spent a day exploring east van, read my book about a bird heist (yes, it's a true crime and very fascinating), and got my ears pierced! See you soon!

I discovered a temperature vibrator this weekend, it changes from hot to cold and I haven't been this intrigued by a toy in a hot minute. If anyone feels like making me feel really good, I'll be sure you get to see 😉 www.we-vibe.com/us/temp?colo...

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Victoria! You were so so good to me 🥰 Walked 10km last night down the beach, and to the park. Spent my evening hanging out with the birds. I went searching for lil creatures in the tide pools today! 🦀 Oh and the clients?! Y’all are wonderful and so fun. Guess I’ll have to come back sometime 🤷‍♀️