After Daddy quit law seven years ago... ...I promised I would keep him fed! So I'm kind of his sugar daddy! Get it?
TRUCY.
@bringitineveryone.bsky.social
A true entertainer always keeps a smile on their face! IC: https://www.tumblr.com/asooffa/814428470388080640/happy-lawyers-lose-their-jobs-day?source=share
// i gotta redo my pinned and i gotta set up franziska's pinned and i g
// i need to redo my pinned i'm still using this crusty-ass gif from bluesky's gif search
After Daddy quit law seven years ago... ...I promised I would keep him fed! So I'm kind of his sugar daddy! Get it?
After Daddy quit law seven years ago... ...I promised I would keep him fed! So I'm kind of his sugar daddy! Get it?
-Eek! Charm charm charm...! Where's that "Die and Go To Heaven" charm?! - Oh, she put it on her own forehead this time!
// instead of trucy's REAL theme for the @ i'm settling for this song from the trilogy. fight me bluesky users childofmagic and child-of-magic
Yo, Little Plum! Wassup!? (I think all this gangsterese is a negative influence on Trucy...)
Look, it's a folding ladder. "Polly! That's called a "stepladder"! C'mon!" ...A stepladder? How is that different from a regular ladder then? "It's a much more complex piece of machinery! It's like two ladders stuck together!" ...So you admit that basically it's a ladder, right?
// two @ child of magic's and NEITHER still uses the app im done
// i keep my promises but i have unfortunately considered it. he's really funny
// at least i'm not also making a phoenix. probably
// i will never have a phoenix account. but you can have this
Eeek! Is that... blood? Umm... Why don't you examine this one, Apollo. You know more about, uh, red stuff than I do. Yep!
Hold on (answering a call) uh huh. Yeah. Okay (hanging up) Daddy's in the hospital
Hold on (answering a call) uh huh. Yeah. Okay (hanging up) Daddy got arrested
// i will never have a phoenix account. but you can have this