───*ੈ⏱‧₊˚༺🪷༻*ੈ⏱‧₊˚─── 💮ㄚǔ Ⱬhé Ⱡíu 💮 ˗ˏˋ ꒰⏱꒱ ˎˊ˗ ⏱𝔽ormer⏱ 💮丂orcerer 丂upreme💮 ───*ੈ⏱‧₊˚༺🪷༻*ੈ⏱‧₊˚─── ♡ + ↻

𝕐𝕦 ℤ𝕙𝕖 𝕃𝕚𝕦 𝐌.𝐃., [ร๏гςєгєг]@mysticalphysician.bsky.social · 12mo ago

𝙸 𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚙𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚙𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐; 𝙸 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚍𝚘𝚞𝚋𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚊 𝚟𝚒𝚛𝚐𝚒𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐...

Twin smoking barrels and the crack of thunder still booming through the air. Blades usually did the job. Sometimes guns did it better. The heap of bullet-riddled flesh fell to the ground beside the barn, dribbling saliva and blood into the rain-soaked grass.

Could you imagine laughing so hard your ass actually fell off? Shit's wild.

"Monster, Demon, whatever you want to call us, may I remind you.... that we are a hero first and foremost."

Introducing "What? Have you never seen a cat burglar before?" Freddy Smithersons "Oh my gosh, is that catwoman! Oh, im such a big fan, crap and I did my makeup horrible today -" Aka "Ugh, this suit is so hard to clean, and you spilled wine on it! Asshole!" The Kitty Cat.

🕸️━━━━⊱✖️⊰━━━━🕸️ 𝐇𝐞'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞... S̶p̶e̶c̶t̶a̶c̶u̶l̶a̶r̶ ̶ ̶U̶l̶t̶i̶m̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶A̶m̶a̶z̶i̶n̶g̶ 𝖀𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝕾𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝕸𝐚𝐧 🕸️━━━━⊱✖️⊰━━━━🕸️

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕪 𝕊𝕡𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣-𝕄𝕒𝕟!@uncannyspiderman.bsky.social · last yr.

𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎. 𝙸𝚗 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜, 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎.

shut up

Roy.@neondownpour.bsky.social · last yr.

Are you sure? ;]

That's not the same and you know it. [already handing her the itching powder]

Maggie@maggie.sunder.my · last yr.

Sometimes he acts monstrously.

You know that's for *monsters*, right? Not stupid pompous wizards?

Maggie@maggie.sunder.my · last yr.

No, but I do want some more of that itching powder. Mattias has been too uppity. I need to bring him down a notch.

NO YOU DON'T!

Roy.@neondownpour.bsky.social · last yr.

[checking her notes] oh, you! YOU! I remember what you did last summer!

Coming out of the goddamn woodworks, what do YOU want? You want some more Spam?

Maggie@maggie.sunder.my · last yr.

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

God, how many elves are there? It's a fucking meat slab in a tin.

Roy.@neondownpour.bsky.social · last yr.

What the heck is Spam?

Spam's fucking good til you have it for every fucking meal.

If you can reliably cook one meal, you're better off than some. If I eat one more can of spam, I will lose it.

“I am Damian Wayne. Son of the Bat, and Grandson to the demons head.” 🦇Semi-Cannon portrayal of Damian. 🦇/Mun is 20+. Follow if you want he’s 18+ for language and gore. NO LEWD./ 🦇Dark Themes. 🦇#Serpentine

【Ｉ　𝐀𝐌　𝗕𝗔𝗧𝗠𝗔𝗡．】

𝐓𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐌𝐜𝐆𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐬.@handsoffdreg.bsky.social · 2y ago

"You're pretty 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠, for some 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐧 who thinks he's 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐧."

more goddamn vampires

You don't look like a fucking bird.

𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙚.@robinthegirl.bsky.social · last yr.

Hi everybody!!!! I'm the new Robin!!

𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓮 𝓚𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮𝔂. 𝓑𝒶𝓉𝓂𝒶𝓃'𝓈 𝒜𝓅𝓅𝓇𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒾𝒸𝑒 ~ ɪɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ. ꜱᴇᴍɪ-ᴅᴇᴛ. ꜱᴇᴍɪ-ʟɪᴛ. ꜱᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ. ꜱʟ/ʙᴀɴᴛᴇʀ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ. ꜱᴇʀɪᴏᴜꜱ/ɴᴏᴛ. ᴍᴠ. #roleplay #dcrp (ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ʀᴜʟᴇꜱ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛɪɴɢ.) ᶜʳᵉᵈⁱᵗ ᵗᵒ ˢᵒᵖʰⁱ_ˡⁱˡˡⁱˢ ᵒⁿ ⁱⁿˢᵗᵃᵍʳᵃᵐ

Too many people.