briween
@briween.bsky.social
writer, raconteur, occasional roll-top desk. whip-smart and box-of-hammers-stupid. i'm not making it complicated on purpose, that's just how i think. something something simpsons reference
"Billy, this is Mark Carney. He's one of the most undervalued PMs in NATO. His defect is that he's boring."
knuckle tats: P L Ē Z C L A P
James Damron@runswindows95.bsky.social · 2w agoKnuckle tats: P U L L P O R K
downgrade a movie: Monty Python and the Somewhat Sacred Red Solo Cup
Frank // Tech Art Dude@liquidpxl.itch.io · 3w agoDowngrade a movie: Plastic Man 3
every day i want to live as hostility-free as i can and then i read about some goblin in power doing goblin things to hurt non-goblins and my plan goes out the fucking window
if you ever wondered why the world both loves and is crushe by the loss of dolly parton, it's because she gave her music to the world but also so much of herself. RIP Dolly
A Timeline of Dolly Parton’s Good Deeds
Dolly Parton is not only talented, but she's also charitable.
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the 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head 1. i just think they're neat 2. wanna fight?/them's fighting words 3. my son is also named bort 4. i am so smart/i am so smart/s-m-r-t 5. what the hell was that?!
Krusty The Clown: What The Hell Was That?
Alt: Krusty The Clown: What The Hell Was That?
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PJ Harvey Dent@bsakat.bsky.social · 4w agoThe 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head 1. I'm learnding! 2. My cat's breath smells like cat food. 3. Oregano? What the hell? 4. The internet? Is that thing still around? 5. I didn't say they couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
if you see this, you're legally obligated to quote with your favorite Star Wars character
SorryHat@sorryhat.bsky.social · last mo.If you see this, you're legally obligated to quote with your favorite Star Wars character
"what up guys, it's ya boi Trashman Mike, i'm outside ya house right now and PHEW that's a lotta diapers for one baby anyway like and subscribe for more reviews of ya physical waste"
Steve Uncle, People's Champion@the-barely-jew.bsky.social · last mo.Whatever your job is: barista, chef, accountant, mayor, you are required to spend at least 10% of your week creating short form social media videos to promote your organization
when the chronically misunderstood finally find understanding never 🐺 let 🐺 go 🏍️💨
beetle moses@beetlemoses.bsky.social · last mo.
no internet, i do not want you to serve up every video you have of hayden panettiere on your talk shows and your drama shows just because she's dead now, you fucking content ghoul
regret to inform you if you're in my mentions trying to argue with Bruce Campbell about what the Evil Dead movies should be, you sound insane
the democratic party is totally killing it right now, yeah?
Jerry Chen@jcsalterego.bsky.social · last mo.quote with your favorite engagement bait prompt
david brooks is a spineless centrist wad who would sell out trans people to elect even less useful spineless centrist wads sure, he'll leave his wife of 27 years for a younger woman, but perpetual capitulation to MAGA? 'til death do they part a complete piece of fucking shit ...so, yes, he's GOP
waxmonkey@waxmonkey.bsky.social · 2mo agoisnt david brooks a republican
"well, i think it may be very comforting to go bye-bye, and i want to earn it." -- tim curry, on death absolute unit
mitch mcconnell and the angel of death at a cocktail party:
Every Silence of the Lambs Line@every-silence-line.bsky.social · last mo.
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
greeble 🦜@greeble.io · 2mo agoIf you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
downplay a book or movie: bill & ted's pleasurable outing
✫✫LVN✫✫@urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 2mo agoDownplay a book or movie: Toy Summary
i'll tell you once i'm done grinding in this dungeon with respawning enemies *plays until i am a skeleton but at least i am smiling*
jpshh@jpshh.com · 2mo agoWhich is better - the release of death, or a second chance in a world running on simplified and consistent video game logic?