adds furikake seasoning to my ramen and i’m like “not me on a diet…”
my boyfriend and i have been moving this baby yoda stuffed animal around all month like an elf on the shelf and here’s my set up this morning
When I had a violent stalker who would graphically describe how he would have me gang raped, puncture my organs and and break all my bones, I was told the police "couldn't do anything". Consider this a reminder that they absolutely ✨can✨ do something. They just don't care about YOU.
morgan wallen makes music for the girl you went to high school with that posts her toddler cousin too much
hate having giant fucking badonka honks and not having full beat on i feel like this
already overstimulated in class and someone next to me started sniffling every 15 seconds
expecting to watch my follower count drop after posting that picture
how is this not an onion article 😭
seasonal meghan 나영지 🇵🇸@ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 2y agolmao the FUCK
i’m not afraid of what RFK jr will do as head of health, i grew up in a “just cut the mold off the cheese” household
i find it very silly that people are mad at the mcdonald’s worker who called the police. on a man who was wanted for $60k… and was gonna be found eventually anyways… but yes the real villain here is the minimum wage worker that is correct
i like cat photos just as much as the next gal. but there are too many cat photos on this website
luigi mangione intentionally got caught to cover up the hawk tuah coin rug pull. open your eyes
i feel so sex and the city carrie vibe when i have my laptop on my bed side table
amazed by this plankton someone did on dress to impress and then said “sorry i had a minute”
