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When Keir Starmer met Xi Jinping in January, he asked him “How many people in China are opposed to your rule?” “Very few, probably around 70 million.” Xi said. He continued “In the UK, how many are opposed to you?” “Less,” Starmer replied “probably around 69 million”
Yet another rando with the gall to call me a pussy to my face.
I think it's actually essential to children's moral development to be exposed to short stories moderately beyond their reading level where a bunch of fucked up shit happens and then instead of offering a moral lesson or any sort of emotional or narrative resolution it just ends.
They need to do this so their employees can afford the Wild Duck Burger Challenge and have time to go to Tartarus.
In an industry beset by layoffs and crunch, Japanese publisher Atlus is raising salaries and working to reduce fixed overtime www.eurogamer.net/atlus-raisin...
Trump's gonna make them bring back Up With People next year.
"I want bitcoin to go vertical" I say, as the last finger on the monkey's paw curls up.
When they say Me Too "went too far," they mean "got too close."
What's the coolest anime weapon? IMO, it's the caster gun from Outlaw Star, a combination of a sawn-off shotgun and a grenade launcher that fires bullets that some Taoist mage slapped a talisman on. It's strangely incredibly sensible as a weapon. Thought we'd just do something fun this morning~
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"Your most common search term was 'True Love.'"
pornhub wrapped 2025
I regret to inform you all that Tiny Tim has died of Ligma.
Hello, Based Department? We've got a live one over here.
In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
My work wife got laid off because of AI now I need to have an affair with Chat GPT :(