Carl Jung implies the existence of Carl Auld

So in other news, @moskov.goodventures.org was right to bounce

“The singularity will usher in a new age of infinite wealth and abundance for all! Today, we are pleased to announce we are in the singularity! Now can we have a ton of fresh capital plz 🥺👉👈”

The future of the internet is just conservative AI bots arguing with liberal AI bots, both cynically reach-hacking to funnel to their AI-generated blogs and fake podcasts

If you even know what a pied-à-terre is, you can pay more in taxes

There are tech workers out there that haven’t had a sip of non-flavored, non-carbonated still water in years

Don’t talk to me until after I’ve had my Zip, Wend, Patches, Crossclimb, Pinpoint, Wordle, Connections, and Strands. And coffee.

It really is better in 70mm IMAX

One thing to keep in mind is if you share your screen on Zoom I will be spending at least 30 seconds scrutinizing your tabs, what’s in your dock, and every element of your visible productivity stack before I even consider looking at the thing you’re presenting

Joe Biden at home, standing by the window, silently watching the malarkey go by

Ready for the midterms 🫡

Salad officially off the ‘health food’ list represents the apex of late-stage American society, it’s beautiful in a way

The office of Wispr Flow gotta be loud as fuck

Just saw a sign for a company called ‘Cthulhu Ventures’, I definitely live in the Bay Area now

Trump taking orders from Putin on the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence is peak dystopian timeline www.cnn.com/2026/07/05/e...

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When you land in San Francisco, you have to wade through piles and piles of rotting human hearts that have been left behind, it’s really quite disgusting actually

I put the ‘fish’ in ‘Artificial Intelligence’

One thing that gives me hope is mankind’s unceasing ability to discover sick new guitar riffs

Pixar’s ‘Up’ is like: *clasps hands* ok, so what were gonna do is start out by making you sob uncontrollably, then then a little later we’re gonna have you sob again, then towards the end we’ll have you sob like you’ve never sobbed before, and then, just as a treat, one more little sob, sound good?

Gen-Z making fun of Millennials really do got us there with “Totes Magoats”, what were we thinking

My Crunchwrap is more Supreme than this court

A Judge should be forced to let you off if what you're being accused of could credibly be described as 'hijinx'

If the Beatles wrote ‘A Day in the Life’ today it would be like John: I played with phone in bed, oh boy Paul: Woke up, phone in bed Played a bit with my phone in bed

Ash to ash Phone in bed to phone in bed

Jobs are like: we will pay you to stop playing with your phone in bed

It looks like a Cybertruck

Why is he called ‘Iron Man’ and not ‘Fe Male’

Asking AI to summarize the alphabet and give me the key takeaways and action items

We cannot claim to have achieved AGI until the LLM breaks down bawling merely thinking about the first 8 1/2 minutes of Pixar‘s ‘Up’

Kids names these days be like Hunter, Archer, Harper, Builder, Lawyer, Diaper, Humidifier