The range on my key fob grows shorter and shorter. Hopefully the youtube gods can direct me to a way to change the battery
Skyeleton Jack 🎃
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30+. DNI if you have no whimsy. Books and hockey and queer stuff. Sometimes all at once. No DMs sorry i dont want to age verify
Today, i was given special instruction by this russian diva who i see a lot at the rink and im like. Did i look that bad trying to do my little two foot turns 😭
I stopped for a moment and had a thought rooted in reality. 0/10 would not recommend
Every light horse breed is a unicorn but due to ivory poaching, their horns have disappeared (like elephant tusks getting smaller). To ME.
It's official: Starbucks is gutting DEI policies company-wide to curry favor with Florida politicians as our union's call for a boycott grows. Vote with your dollar. BOYCOTT STARBUCKS.
There is a deep sadness within me. Time to read a cat sebastian book
Watch my hour long essay about how @chucktingle.bsky.social predicted the current state of AI in Hollywood. Part 1 of 3 in a deep dive im doing about how tech bros are trying to buy their way into Hollywood. And why Hollywood is ultimately okay with it.
The author of "Living Inside My Own Butt For Eight Years, Starting A Business And Turning A Profit Through Common Sense Reinvestment And Strategic Targeted Marketing" predicted the state of artificial intelligence in Hollywood. Yes that is a real book. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzzS...
Just saw a review of an ice hockey rink that the "seating was minimal and the heat didn't work" The heat? Didn't WORK? In a building where the floor is ICE? were you hoping for a swimming pool, perhaps?
So i watched man of steel the other day and the tornado scene happened and it was corny but the thing i was REALLY upset about is that they all sought shelter under the overpass. Like TRUE a Kansan would NEVER
7brew might make me care about OSU football bc like BOGO? If they do good? They havent let me down yet
Reminding myself that isolating myself right now is not a good idea and also wishing that my comfort food hasnt previously been a huge plate of traditional chicken wings now that ive made the commitment to not eat meat
I applied for a new job. After i had decided to do it my boss texted and said she was going to meet with me to get things going in a better direction. She has a sixth sense istg but i still applied bc idk if i believe she actually will do what she says she will anymore
I was on the phone and binx started meowing into the phone and it hit me that it might be the last time he'll ever say hi to whoever calls me and now i cant stop crying
My job spelled my last name wrong on a facebook post for staff appreciation. Love it here.
It’s National Voter Registration Day! As Trump continues to attack voting rights, we must make sure we’re registered and ready to vote this November. Register to vote, check your registration, and make sure your friends are registered too: vote.nj.gov.
You should ask Palestine how many young people and children have died. I bet some were even your fans and THEY will never be able to come to your shows ever again, Ed. Because they are dead.
Ed Sheeran on why he doesn’t publicly discuss politics: “My audience includes young people, often children, of all backgrounds. Those who come to my shows do not expect a political forum. I respect Macklemore’s strength... However, there is room for multiple approaches to the same end: peace”
ICYMI, we're an audiobook (& soon to be ebook) company that shares profits with 5k indie bookshops across the globe. We have 750k audiobooks in our catalog, offer different membership plans, our audiobooks are DRM-free, & your credits never expire. Oh, and we're employee owned & a Certified B Corp 🫶🏻
Everyone on my instagram rn: oh no theyre reposting a lot of movements reels should we do a wellness check
At the vet making a very tough decision and the first thing i see on instagram is an ad for a bumper sticker that says "they died knowing you loved them" istg im deleting that fucking app
I do not know why THE BOOK OF ACCIDENTS is a mere dollar ninety nine for your electronic book device, but it is, so if you want a weird "you can't go home again" haunted house story (that also connects a little to THE CALAMITIES, as a treat), then go grabby grabby.
Hey if you ever want to feel like an underappreciated, overworked, taken advantage of LOSER you can come work for the company i work for. I can give you a good reference.
Drank a gallon of water today after a couple weeks not even drinking half that (i usually drink like 100ounces) and when i tell you the difference is night and day im not kidding 😭😭😭😭 Periodic reminder that exercise and hydration really DOES do the shit they claim it does
This is out September 24th btw. Which means you have PLENTY of time to go read (or re-read) the place between- which is the start of Ned and Abbot's story (but not the start of their academia woes)
The New Place by Kit Oliver 》 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ NED AND ABBOT HAVE SHANANED ONCE AND THEYRE GOING TO SHENANIGAN!! I loved it all even the thing that made me message kit oliver on instagram at one am to make sure things were going to be okay. I genuinely love these two and I LOVED that we got dual POV this time
Wow, Okay, Cool = pissed-off post-punk for the 99%. This is a Cool Band Alert. Read more on Bandcamp Notes.
Cool Band Alert - Wow, Okay, Cool
Politically incendiary post-punk in New Haven, Connecticut? It’s likelier than you think.
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