Skyeleton Jack 🎃

@brozanov.bsky.social

30+. DNI if you have no whimsy. Books and hockey and queer stuff. Sometimes all at once. No DMs sorry i dont want to age verify

Just saw a review of an ice hockey rink that the "seating was minimal and the heat didn't work" The heat? Didn't WORK? In a building where the floor is ICE? were you hoping for a swimming pool, perhaps?

So i watched man of steel the other day and the tornado scene happened and it was corny but the thing i was REALLY upset about is that they all sought shelter under the overpass. Like TRUE a Kansan would NEVER

Reminding myself that isolating myself right now is not a good idea and also wishing that my comfort food hasnt previously been a huge plate of traditional chicken wings now that ive made the commitment to not eat meat

I applied for a new job. After i had decided to do it my boss texted and said she was going to meet with me to get things going in a better direction. She has a sixth sense istg but i still applied bc idk if i believe she actually will do what she says she will anymore

ICYMI, we're an audiobook (& soon to be ebook) company that shares profits with 5k indie bookshops across the globe. We have 750k audiobooks in our catalog, offer different membership plans, our audiobooks are DRM-free, & your credits never expire. Oh, and we're employee owned & a Certified B Corp 🫶🏻

I do not know why THE BOOK OF ACCIDENTS is a mere dollar ninety nine for your electronic book device, but it is, so if you want a weird "you can't go home again" haunted house story (that also connects a little to THE CALAMITIES, as a treat), then go grabby grabby.

Book cover: THE BOOK OF ACCIDENTS, Chuck Wendig, National Bestseller, New York Times Bestselling Author of Wanderers. Showing two houses, one upside down above the other, in an eerie green "black and white" hue. Horror novel.

Drank a gallon of water today after a couple weeks not even drinking half that (i usually drink like 100ounces) and when i tell you the difference is night and day im not kidding 😭😭😭😭 Periodic reminder that exercise and hydration really DOES do the shit they claim it does