if you ever happen to see someone post a joke you don't understand or discuss a subject you aren't familiar with, you are well within your right to complain, and perhaps even scold them if necessary. you are their customer and you have rights

Los Angeles and Washington DC both have their share of greedy, ambitious egomaniacs. But the ones here tend to end up in charge of a Transformers movie instead of, like, which countries get bombed.

Remember that Chappelle's Show sketch where the premise is that Michael Jackson and R. Kelly were innocent

Don't know if I've ever linked to it here, but here's issue #1 of The Doughboys as a damn downloadable file. 🍔 www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/8vbj8...

Someone go to the Mexican restaurant on the third floor of a Nordstrom with me

If you have multiple billions of dollars and you're still worried about taxes you're a sorry-ass bitch.

Instead of putting a man on Mars what if we put a man in a house

I really hope Curry Barker has a dog named Furry Barker.

FRIEND: I love Thai food but I gotta be careful cuz white rice really spikes my blood sugar. ME, WHO HAS HAD CHIPS AHOY FOR BREAKFAST 3 DAYS IN A ROW: Oh yeah, totally.

I did it. Completionist+ achieved. #Balatro

Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA

I could literally be covered in chameleons right now and no one would be able to tell. Sad and fucked up...

People hate DIGGER because it presents an audacious vision of the future where our elected leaders are incompetent

I'm a farmer who wants to save blemished produce but I'm also an English teacher who wants to teach people about alternate verb forms. Introducing: Pluperfect Produce

If you see the police, Paramount, a Skydance Company

So weird how sometimes you've never heard of someone then suddenly they're everywhere. Like, just today I learned who Susan Dell is, and now she's already starring in Other Mommy???

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Y'all ever been fired upon by a mysterious ray?

The future is either extinction or revolution. Either we continue to let the billionaire class plunder every good thing about society then escape to their doomsday bunkers, or we line them up against the wall and take back what is ours.

Big week for that guy who spells shit out with mylar balloons

Someone talk me out of buying a 5-string bass

ChatGPT is adding the signatures of real New Yorker cartoonists to its AI-generated images. So far, I've found the signatures of more than 15 contributors. "It’s slop, and unlike the other slop that I’ve encountered, this is slop that’s pretending to be me." www.niemanlab.org/2026/10/chat...

This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.

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We now have rigorous pooled data showing that even without active restoration efforts, cleared rainforest can rebound to 75% of their former species composition and 90% of species diversity within just thirty years. #goodnews

These dating apps are so deceptive. Thought I matched with a girl with wings, then it turns out they were just painted on the wall behind her?????

The only reason you're Christian is because of genocide. The only way a doomsday cult from Bronze Age Palestine made its way to the other side of the world is through genocide, colonialism, slavery, and torture. Your Christian community is built on the blood of millions.

Whenever I see someone post a screenshot of a text message, I don't read it. It's obviously not meant for me, so it's none of my business.

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I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you're the Communist Pagan Pansexual Agender AuDHD Spouse of a DOS?

If Wolverine really had super-healing, his skin would grow over and eventually cover his claws.