Mr. Buddy
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Once I ate a hot sauce that was too hot and someday I will die (unrelated) Writing Credits: Doughboys: The Comic Book, Rick and Morty for Oni Press, Diablo Comic, The Onion News Network, Bowieverse. These things are resumes sometimes, it's fine. He/Him
Ready Player Two is about him meeting the King of the Hill guys. Instead of 80's games he needs to drink with the King of the Hill guys. He keeps bringing up how games are too woke these days and the other dudes just shake their heads in dissapointment.
Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · yesterday‘Ready Player Two’ is still in development • Zak Penn is writing the script right now • Steven Spielberg is involved with the project (via The DIrect)
Big Oil faces a clear choice — help ease the burden for families or exploit Trump’s war of choice to generate profits. I’m demanding answers on why Illinois families are paying huge prices, how these companies are profiteering, and what steps they’ll take to provide relief.
I frequently find myself citing this and a similar (but notably different) Daniel Clowes quote about comics
Raven Lyn Clemens@ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 21h agoi think about this all the time
AI is the closest we get to Spider-Man villain The Chameleon. Not even one of the good ones. Just the guy who stole people’s faces.
I was once at an advertising awards show and our campaign kept losing to Doritos. In that moment, I was that medieval peasant.
Sometimes a high concept movie comes out, and we're so used to fan service gruel that we're doing the medieval peasant eating a Dorito thing but for me where, oh, let's say, everyone fucks for one day or whatever.
Congrats to Abdul El-Sayed for not just winning but being every immigrant parent's dream kid. Oh, a doctor who's also a politician? That's fine. I'll just be out here begging to write a Little Debbie comic book or whatever the fuck.
Big deal I'm planning a moon bomb that blows up enemy moons
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 12h ago$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
To make what, out of what, how, and for whom?
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 12h ago$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
NEWS — Haley Stevens has endorsed Abdul El-Sayed in the Michigan U.S. Senate race against Republican Mike Rogers.
Me and the fellas have all been reading Dungeon Crawler Carl. We all relearned to read after decades of mainlining bad posts to read this book. We love Dungeon Crawler Carl. We love his cat. We love his friends. We love Dungeon Crawler Carl.
A really funny complaint about the Zohran discount grocery store idea is that non-poor people could use it when there’s a grocery store half a mile from my grocery store that has everything cost 20% more that rich people go to because they don’t want to shop with normal people.
Taking my time to really listen and learn from the very valid concerns of the MAHA movement:
Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social · 8h agowe should hear MAHA out about this they might be onto something
if mcconnel is alive he should come back with a deep plane facelift
If you're wondering what Twitter/X is on about right, a DSA candidate said that Thanksgiving should be canceled and everyone is freaking out.
I remain hopeful that Bernie Sanders can win the 2016 democratic presidential primary
Everyone is running up to me on the street. They're shaking me. They're asking who Pickle Rick would vote for in this Michigan primary. "Leave me alone you animals!" I lock myself in. The mobs shake the walls. I don't have much time left.
Whoa this is crazy Adam Scott's character from Step Brothers just won the Michigan primary????
For The Love Of God I Just Need A Hard Drive For The Next Decade Of Stream VODs Please Let This Stupid Fucking AI Bubble Pop Please Please Please
Nolan based his Dark Knight trilogy primarily on The Long Halloween and it would be extremely funny if Tim Sale was like "The Joker says he will do a magic trick. But what follows barely seems magic at all. That is error one of the movie"
Enough of this, I need her take on other movies. What is her take on The Simpsons Movie could Spider Pig do all that or nah?
The Atlantic@theatlantic.com · yesterdayIn Christopher Nolan’s “Odyssey,” viewers see inside the Trojan horse, but they “do not see inside the characters or their world,” Emily Wilson argues. theatln.tc/04uouYu6 🎨: Anna Ruch / The Atlantic. Sources: Heritage Images / Getty; Melinda Sue Gordon / Universal Pictures / Everett Collection.
So I posted about the Kickstarter that Harvey Pekar's daughter huge is running to fund sorting his huge archive of papers. She put some stuff on ebay to help raise funds, too. I couldn't pass on this. Harvey's copy of Rolling Stone from June 1970, with coverage of the Kent State Massacre!
I didn't know you could write an op-ed about how you're great and should have more stuff. I feel the same way about myself @nytopinion.nytimes.com get in touch
why do newspapers still have opinion sections at all. we have the Internet. i spend all day getting facefucked by opinions
