being aggressive in the mcdonald’s drive thru line is a sign of disrespect in my culture
Every chart looks like this, with America weathering every storm better than peers and accelerating out of ruts better than peers. How? And can they keep it up?
it’s crazy that amazon, the company behind AWS, owns goodreads, the least performant app ever made
theory: amazon artificially boosts ratings of content on prime video so we don’t find it weird that everything is 5⭐️ on amazon
starting the first point of my tirade with “and another thing” so they think I’ve held back on my best point
the first foreign word I learned was gracias. I came to the conclusion that all languages use the same words but for different things and for some reason the spanish settled on grassy ass for thank you
me if I were a victor: write it as it happened - full transparency. but you know the thing about..? yeah that’s not really important don’t you think? yeah no I agree I’m willing to let you take the lead on omitting that bit if you think that’s best
5 years ago if you'd told me an ai could provide a counterexample to the jacobian conjecture i'd have said huh whats that
Can’t log in to my phone provider because my dob is wrong I call and tell them They say they’ll send me a link where I can upload proof of my correct dob Follow link I need to log in. To log in I need to enter my dob I call and ask what dob is on my account “We can’t tell you that”
on hold and they haven’t even got hold music so I’m stuck with something far worse. my thoughts
finally bought a new phone to replace my 12pm and in my excitement picked the wrong colour
nobody monitors the situation like anna when the situation is an england game
based on vibes it seems the americans in the stadiums support the favourites more often than not. But maybe there just are that many Brazilians there and there were that many Argentinians at the Cape Verde game
adding bros to the end of things so they sound bad. not-having-sex-with-me-bros are mad about this
armed with nothing but electric clippers and a lack of male grooming knowledge I have once again transformed myself into an egg
not to brag but i scored 88% on a benchmark i made up while my friends scored far less, again, on this benchmark i made up