that moment when u realise u have been self abandoning again
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are you in the room with us right now Tđź’‰ 1/2/2028 Eđź’‰ 1/2/2030
if there is one thing all my friends know about me its that i think telling ppl to unal!ve themselves is unilaterally bad
bicurious women be like “hey that michelin star restaurant steak smells pretty good, i should get some mcdonalds about it”
this entire past week and a half has felt like a fucking fever dream
(1 year hrt no surgeries voice) im not like all you other bitches. im a transexual and i have gender dysphoria. anyone said this shit
i should start using this phrase to refer to transsexual women itll be funny
would you guys still love me if I was one of those weird fish with human faces?
i have blistering resentment and animosity that feels like violent diarrhea
you guys are allowed to like and repost that last one i wont be upset
JUST ONE FUCKING TIME CAN I STOP STEPPING ON THE GODDAMN LANDMINES THAT ARE OTHER PPLS POLYCULE BEEF FROM HAVING NO FUCKING PERSONAL ACCOUNTABILITY OH MY FUCKING GOD
practicing mormons are incapable of love because their entire lifestyle is rooted in rigid conformity and transactionality of some kind even if you cant see it directly i hope this helps 🥰
lots of ppl saying its joever but we are about to be so back
ENTRY-LEVEL JOBS ARE VANISHING: NO-EXPERIENCE HIRING PLUNGES 73% IN JUST 4 YEARS
girl on a dating app says “its ok i like girls who are a little cray cray” and i was kinda like “does my profile make me seem that insane what did i even have on here agai— oh” and then i scroll to find i have way more of the “preferences” sections on here filled out than most girls do
just saw the most woke hitler portland “ex-enby” “you might not be trans you might just be ocd or mentally ill buy my ZINE about how people tried to CANCEL me” slop on instagram and think i want to irrigate my sinuses with a grenade
man theres a part of me that hates having pattern recognition as sharp as it is, i consistently predict my friends breakups and divorces long before they happen like just for once id love to be pleasantly surprised u know
she viewed my story but hasnt responded yet lol
ima embrace the chaos and message her itll be funny
plenty of ppl have multiple bitches fighting to sit in the mech pilot seat but what happens when the body is a gattai robo
highkey tweaking out a little bit bc ig just flashbanged me with someone i havent thought about in over a decade in my recommended follows
there is no place ive encountered as openly woke and openly transphobic as seattle
now im not usually a foot guy or anything but theres this cute girl in the cafe im sitting outside of who has her dogs out for free and like jesucristo bestie i also think she is aware of what shes doing
theres something profoundly dysregulating about losing access to your normal coping/stabilizing mechanisms due to illness and i hate it!
i cant feel anything happening in my body and its highly distressing! neat!
Ok, this one might be my favorite, haven't stopped laughing
contrary to many bisexual women’s beliefs! the option to exclude men from dating app feeds is a *feature* and not a bug a lot of babygays cant imagine decentering men, but between social conditioning and statistics it takes ~30x the effort for a bi woman to end up in a relationship with a woman
i think this pfp might be more unnerving than the ai jigglypuff one