I know most guys say they pull their own weight around the house, but in my family, I really do carry most of the invisible labor [my wife unsheathes her ninjatō and eviscerates me with a swift behind-the-back battōjutsu while simultaneously holding a kicking four-year-old under her dominant arm]
Today in parenting joys: my daughter has found her two favorite buttons in her say-the-word book. For the last twenty minutes it’s been customer. dinosaur. customer. dinosaur. customer. dinosaur. customer. [slight pause] dinosaur.
doing “Nose Goes” with an adhd-diagnosed member of your friend group is BIGOTED and PROBLEMATIC
I know most guys say they pull their own weight around the house, but in my family, I really do carry most of the invisible labor [my wife unsheathes her ninjatō and eviscerates me with a swift behind-the-back battōjutsu while simultaneously holding a kicking four-year-old under her dominant arm]
rob gronkowski at the kentucky derby after his lasik surgery: i don’t see race
Babe are you okay? You’ve barely written any of your deepest vulnerabilities on bluesky the kompromat app
rob gronkowski at the kentucky derby after his lasik surgery: i don’t see race
Today in parenting joys: my daughter has found her two favorite buttons in her say-the-word book. For the last twenty minutes it’s been customer. dinosaur. customer. dinosaur. customer. dinosaur. customer. [slight pause] dinosaur.
Babe are you okay? You’ve barely written any of your deepest vulnerabilities on bluesky the kompromat app
My name is Joey G and I’m here to say some fucked up shit on the internet
In ‘94 I wanted to be OJ for Halloween, so I got orange poster board and made myself into a can of frozen orange juice. I had a Bills helmet for candy. I wanted to do blackface too but my parents said no and taught me why that was wrong. Or they didn’t, I can’t remember. Either way blackface is bad
Sure 2026 is dogshit, but remember 2025? Also dogshit. 2024? Dogshit. 2023? Dogshit. 2022? Dogshit. 2021? Dogshit. 2020? Dogshit. 2019? Dogshit. 2018? Dogshit. 2017? Dogshit. 2016? Dogshit. 2015 was ok
Islands in the stream / That is what we are / Probably shouldn't have invented a human-to-island ray / Hindsight is 20/20
You turn to Page 52. You see a picture of the Prinçe of Dolphins and you are immediately reminded of your desiccated American pœnis! A wry smile spreads across your panko-encrusted face
You turn to Page 52. You see a picture of the Prinçe of Dolphins and you are immediately reminded of your desiccated American pœnis! A wry smile spreads across your panko-encrusted face
Proud to announce that I have just reached the “eating a piece of pizza out of the garbage” stage of parenting
In ‘94 I wanted to be OJ for Halloween, so I got orange poster board and made myself into a can of frozen orange juice. I had a Bills helmet for candy. I wanted to do blackface too but my parents said no and taught me why that was wrong. Or they didn’t, I can’t remember. Either way blackface is bad
Now time for someone with 100,000 followers to quote this and be like “YES THE FUCK HE IS”
Joe Garland 🦋@bsky.dad · 2w agoJames Talarico is a cross between Tallahassee, Uncle Rico, and James Van Der Beek
James Talarico is a cross between Tallahassee, Uncle Rico, and James Van Der Beek
I’m on team ian here. “BuT bArRy BoNdS sHoUlD hAvE aN aStErIsK” eat shit loser. I watched him sock each and every one of those dingers and they were fucking awesome
Ian Boudreau@ianboudreau.com · 2w ago"don't you care about fairness in sports?" No actually, I don't. Nobody does
If your bath towel is starting to smell a little funky, you can just skip your shower for a few days. Give it a chance to air out
