can't believe people put their bare hands on the grips of a rental scooter

the real swing voters in america are the ones who either vote or don't vote. far more of them than voters who cast ballots for both Rs and Ds

uncommitted withheld their votes for specific and well-founded policy reasons ultimately revealed to have been morally and technically correct. stevens voters are going to withhold their votes out of spite and gutter racism

tighten up the posts guys it's hard to read all that nonsense when im driving

it's me, joker bane, bat man

I apologize @shanellejackson.bsky.social It was rude of me to say you would get beat by 40 points when you only got beat by 38 and change.

im gonna frow up

buttery white tears

(the most bullshit Michigan accent you've ever heard) what the frick

$10 million more would've probably done it for her

You should be very concerned with an establishment candidate blowing 50 million dollars of pac money on a campaign only to bungle it by 15 points. Like we talk about why and how Kamala or Hillary lost and… motherfucker that’s how. These people fucking SUCK at their jobs

and we’re supposed to believe this guy understands the economy?

i can be trusted with the ability to send pictures to the group chat

thank you mother nature for trying your best to end this severe drought in a single storm

You are a pedo protecting Karen Probably a Ghislaine. You nasty heffa. You dirty ho. Just a sexual deviant and dumb and ugly and yo feet stank.

boiling my food into a flavorless goop to avoid it giving me the shits

just saw jonah hill kick a bugeyed chihuahua for "looking at me like im a bitch"

sorry son i ran the numbers and you're gonna have to live in our basement until we die and you inherit the house

prior authorization should list the name and license of the ghoulish medical professional who has decided to fuck you for a paycheck. we all need a little skin in the game

missed connections: we locked eyes as the cops dragged me out of the staples mill chipotle for using my burrito like a fleshlite. would love a chance to eat guacamole off your taint

tried to give jonah hill a nip flip and he beat my fucking ass

everything about this is fake except what i have to pay

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"i am dumb as hell and wet turds" - bluesky CEO toni schneider

The Verge@theverge.com · 2d ago

Bluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."

john all of her

(dillo voice) im going to DM skald with something grotesque

There are two kinds of people on the highway: those who should live and those who should die. I am The Decider.