Is it ok to look kind of green after training in your big dumb hema jacket in big dumb 40 degree weather? Asking for an enemy who is me for putting myself through that.
The older I get the more I understand why cats just walk away mid conversation.
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My review of Resident Evil 9: Too scary for meeeeee
Jsut saw a bunch of teens wearing Paul Frank monkey ringer tees. Father time comes for us all.
Real Housewives fans knew Boy George was an embarrassing fuckwit years ago 💅
Nobody warned me just how powerful the perimenopause sense of smell superpower was going to be. Metro morning commute is like surviving battle.
Will boomers become the most hated generation while we still have time to hate before the final nuke falls? Much to think about.
Andrew Tate was not “dressed gay” when he was arrested. He was dressed like a British lad from 25 years ago who themelves were a trickle down and bastardised version of Dior’s Hedi Slimane era à la the cerulean blue jumper but more embarrassing. What a dork.
I am not going back to Spotify but why is Tidal dropping The Wiggles into my New Arrivals mix
Sometimes you’ve just got to quietly quietly end the day by watching reels of Portia Woodman clotheslining the absolute shit out of people.
That they think another nation needs to interfere to gain an advantage when they are so catastrophically incompetent at governing and leadership is quote funny to me.
I always love a good conspiracy.
i guess the difference between now and the 1910s is if there were a shirtwaist factory fire nothing would happen
Forcing myself to see more live music this year is one of the best things I’ve done in ages. Dancing is medicine.
I HATE AI fed emails, they’re so verbose and take corpo-speak to obnoxiously high levels. Why are you even doing this if you’re a native speaker? Just use your words.
I love Confessions II, Sensing Her Own Mortality Madonna makes a great album.
Insta women will tell you how to style cut off denim short shorts for corporate with straight faces.
I'm going to sleep now and when I wake up I really would love good news 🦘⚽️
For someone who is meant to be dying of tertiary syphilis/dementia/congestive heart failure/rich person pants shitting syndrome, I wish he'd hurry up about it.
I am in Ireland and this morning in a little town cafe a very old man walked in and said "top of the morning to ya," to the barrista and I died of joy.
I am every woman and each of those women need air conditioning
2 days ago mum didn't recognise me for the first time since her diagnosis. Talked to the psych about it & it was VERY EMOTIONAL but fine. Then she asked about work & 5 minutes in politely interrupted saying, "Oh yes we're going to increase your medication for a few weeks." Capitalism, it'll get ya!
Simon Peter Carman told everybody exactly who he is when he used bar girl tinglish to give the family of murdered teen Thunchanok Donhomla his condolences. To him Thai women are commodities and the rest of the country are NPCs.
Today i learned that eating 13 Brazil nuts is the equivalent radiation exposure as one xray.
I saw someone describe Billy Joel as show tunes for people too performatively masculine to admit they love Broadway and I can't stop thinking about it.