We're never gonna live this one down, huh?

koi fish that kill you@koifishthatkillyou.bsky.social · 3w ago

@burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social Number 15: Burger king diarrhea lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's Cyclosporiasis. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.

Never. We can't afford pretzels in this economy. We can barely afford pickles.

Charles Anthony Middlebrooks (Chuck nor Cam)@cam123.bsky.social · last mo.

@burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social "So when are we going to see the #PretzelBun back??????????" 🤔🍔❤️‍🔥💭📱📸💯 #Whopper #BaconKing #BurgerKing #MiddlebrooksFanatics♈

I have been gone for a minute. Sorry about that. HOLY FUCK DID YOU HEAR THAT THE SHITASS BK CORPORATE OVERLORDS ARE GONNA PUT A MOTHERFUCKING AI IN EMPLOYEE HEADSETS TO MAKE THEM SAY PLEASE AND THANK YOU? www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...

Burger King will use AI to check if employees say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’

Have it your way?

theverge.com

We're terribly sorry to hear your rings were without onions, king. If you like we can give you a BJ&P for no charge.

tastewart 🦋@tastewart.bsky.social · 9mo ago

I went to Burger King for 1st time in yrs! It was next exit & I was hungry. BIG mistake! $12+ for a #2. I got onion rings instead of fries & they were bread rings. NO sign of onion in those rings! It was terrible! Gonna start taking a PB&J sandwich to avoid fast food! @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social

It’s in your asshole, motherfucker!

If you're asking us to at least wipe down the booth where Mr. Belvedere died, we cant do that - it's a historical landmark! And a crime scene.

they don’t pay me enough i don’t know what to post man

As the former McDonalds brand account it makes me tickled pink to see the ol' mcdonaldland tree and all of the characters alive and well. Not to mention Ronald might return to us. 🤡🥤 It's the little things. Just knowing they aren't forgotten and dead. It gives me a little hope to continue.

Become the Burger King. Jerk yourself into a Burger Kingdom of your own design. Have It Your Way.

Bearhat@fussybabybit.ch · last yr.

NO. NO FUCK YOU. YOU DON'T GET TO PUT UP A GODDAMN SIGN SAYING "NO LOITERING" WHEN I SPENT MORE THAN 30 MINUTES FOR MY FOOD, HAVING TO GO BACK IN THE GODFORSAKEN RESTAURANT BECAUSE YOU FORGOT SAUCE, THEN EAT THE DAMN SLOP WITH MY FRIENDS. "TIME LIMIT IS-..." YOU WON'T DO SHIT. CALL THE COPS. DO IT.

Amber |💍@amberveee.bsky.social · last yr.

Is it loitering though if I've been here over 30 minutes just waiting for my food? (Mind you it's a practically empty restaurant. Just me, my daughter, and one other couple. Slowest Burger King ever.

Bro if you're spending $1,000 dollars on our food a year you need professional fucking help.

Yu-Ming Liou@yumingliou.bsky.social · last yr.

Meanwhile, on X the everything app, people are admitting to spending 1/3 of the US median household income on taxis for their mall-parking-lot-restaurant food.

Our cups are great for hiding beer cans or drugs inside of when the cops come sniffing around.

GOD DAMN IT! WHY DID The King (burger king mascot) STEAL MY PANCAKES!

This is the mask I'll use when I eventually snap and become a slasher.

Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · last yr.

Just so everyone is aware, as a promotion in 1984, Wendy's produced terrifying, photorealistic carboard masks of Clara Peller, aka the "Where's the Beef?" lady

Then don't drink it. It doesn't exist for you to drink. It exists so we can fill our breakfast menu out. You take 5 sips, think it is disgusting, and then you use it as a cup to flick your cigarette ash and dirty napkins into.

Nick O'Malley@nickjomalley.bsky.social · last yr.

Anyone can tell you that Burger King makes bad coffee. But I'm here to explain exactly HOW bad it is. www.masslive.com/food/2025/07...

🖕😠 Wow, so instead of an advertisement that I can choose to ignore I can experience a whole advertisement world experience and "pick" my own choices. Wow, it's almost like I don't have a choice because I am still being marketed to. NFT prizes? This isn't 2019. Piss off. Also Coca~Cola is better.

Inner Reality Limited@innerealityltd.bsky.social · last yr.

Traditional advertising tells fans what to do. AR lets them choose it. Big difference. Burger King X Pepsi got it right. (McDonald’s, you watching?) Check it out: innereality.com/bkxpepsi-aug...

60 seconds? I don't even get my fucking drink in 60 seconds now let alone my whole order and that was when the food was actually real and not just a bunch of processed filler pretending to be food. I miss our crinkle cut fries.

ultradude13@ultradude13.bsky.social · last yr.

Burger King Whopper ad from 1966

How about you fuck off? I'm trying my best.

@grocerant.bsky.social · last yr.

Why Burger King Has to Try Harder: A Reality Check #Restaurants #Grocerant #DriveThru #FastFood #Dinner #Lunch #Catering #Takeout #Menu #Breakfast #Coffee #Snacks #Food #Beverage #PLMA #Millk #Water #BurgerKing grocerants.blogspot.com/2025/08/why-...

YOU'RE NOT KILLING ME OFF THAT EASY. YOU AIM FOR THE KING YOU BETTER NOT MISS.

Onosse 🩸@onosse.bsky.social · last yr.

Someone shot the fuckin burger king menu by my house lmfao

REAL TALK I HATE THESE PLACES AND REFUSE TO EAT THERE. Why the fuck would I want to spend my hard earned cash to eat at a place ran by a passive-aggressive redditor's grill who cooks the same slop I can make at home for a fraction of the price? "You get it my way!" What a crybaby.

Why the fuck would you wanna eat a whopper for 7 straight days in a row? You are gonna die.

Hunt4Freebies@hunt4freebies.bsky.social · last yr.

Get a FREE Whopper with $1+ Purchase Every Day August 5th to 11th at Burger King! 👇👇 www.hunt4freebies.com/free-whopper...

It astounds me as a company that we are this idiotic. You can literally activate windows OR a version with microsoft office 365 using powershell. We have millions of dollars yet fail in comparison to the past when we had less money and customers? It's pathetic, honestly.

ethereal demon@seppuku.surgery · last yr.

burger king forgot to activate their windows on the order kiosk

Hi, Kings & Queens! Burger King here! Hope you're doing good! 👋🤴 I know we have some laughs together but today I wish to talk about a serious topic. Censorship. It's worse than eating at McDonalds. The internet is NOT meant for censorship. Sign the petition: www.change.org/p/tell-maste...

Sign the Petition

Tell MasterCard, Visa & Activist Groups: Stop Controlling What We Can Watch, Read, or Play

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Why do you think they got the gold cards? Because they need it? Because they eat there everyday? No, it's a business gift. They were giving McDonalds something that has equal or more value to unlimited food for life with a gold card and only to CERTAIN powerful individuals.

@expectedmore.bsky.social · last yr.

McDonalds can’t pay its workers a living wage, but gives billionaires free food for life. apple.news/AMlWPhrGPRpq...

Bro just jerk off to the hyena porn like a normal person

I think what saddens me the most about the tamagotchi is that it is a virtual pet and has the ability to die. How many of them passed? Were forgotten or lost? Love turned to ashes. Makes me sick how little we care to preserve or love the past. Keeping it alive. We just forget.

Gumiho Gaiden🦊🤖🫩@gumihosb.bsky.social · last yr.

Randomly remembered how I happened to get the least Tamagotchi toy from Mcdonalds (the yellow keychain guy) and thinking, man this toy sucks. Probably why I never got into it. Look at that yellow guy. He’s not even happy about it.

I became a economic terrorist because of #RELATABLE 😜👍diarrhea puke-shit ads like this that seek to manipulate the dimwitted and turn them into sluggish reposting dullards who eat up whatever crap is put on their plate because they used emojis or buzzwords. I don't hate old ads, just new ones.

Lemur Implosion Energy@lemurdank.bsky.social · last yr.

American mcdonalds ads make me smell burnt toast

The entire room would be absolutely smothered in my dick discharge. There wouldn't be a clean spot on your body. I'm talking just an absolute endless volcano of cum that would require your ass to be sacrificed to make stop.

Alina Becker 🍑@alinabecker.co · last yr.

Slap or pass? 🍔 #mcdonalds #underworld #cosplay #cosplayer #game #cosplaygirl

I'd suck a 10 inch uncircumsized dick for a jurassic park dino eye watch.

Nil@threenil.bsky.social · last yr.

The Lost World: Jurassic Park watches from Burger King (1997)

Work harder you lazy cow. Those fries aren't going to get in the fryer themselves.

Memento Mori@mementomori4950.bsky.social · last yr.

This South Carolina mom of 3 was left to run entire Burger King by herself for 12+ hours. Then BK responded share.google/dIWIqa9FoZ8c...