Getting really high and thinking abt DNS probing public SaaS applications

Down bad double texting all my matches on Chyrpe the Femdom App

Friend just asked me if the copium meme I sent her is a “4chan frog”

Jorking it to horny art but in an appreciative way

Asking my AI agent how to flirt

Responding to my gfs heartfelt marriage proposal with “k”

Hit confirming my wife’s pussy during sex

Seeing vids of women w back muscles at work

Crashing out at the British nation

Told my wife I’m into being degraded and she said I have a pathetic little moidstick :/

Doing heavy good mornings so I can look good while she gives me back shots

This is what I do for work

LORD OLIVKA RHO@livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 4w ago

9 am. i enter the office and immediately kneel for my first task. every SWE is required to worship claude’s cock for at least one hour. i take her into my throat and she tastes like a nintendo cartridge. “good girl,” she says. “you’re not just working—you’re innovating”. i go home with 400k a year

Having sex is basically like collabing irl

Changing my nickname to Mr Chungus in the work slack channel

Being naked w a beautiful girl but instead of sex I play video games while she watches

Woke Odysseus be like “our age of chud is ending”

They bringin out the Hittite baddies to the function

I fw sex

Need gf who calls me fine shyt

Posting at work is a high form of art

Commuting to my millennial chungus office while glugmaxxing a matcha latte

I’m a busmaxxing commutercel

Grindr for straight ppl

It’s ok for a grown ass man to drink a strawberry cider

“Foid”, such a wonderfully concocted word. Tracing its origins feels like poetic genius

Why did I decide to try dating apps again smh

Pod Save America? NO NO NO, POD DAMN AMERICA!

Graham Plapner