Overheard Khloe showing the other butchmarks her new cocktail, she calls it the White Melita. Frankly I'm far too scared to ask what's in it.
Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches
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The person preventing the people preventing you from dying of starvation from dying of accidents and diseases and whatever. Sick of everyone's shit, but don't tell the gods that. (pfp by H. D. Thorne. Read the Hades Calculus!)
Mother, I'm glad you reincarnated yourself, because it means now I can come up with a way to kill you again.
Lord Demeter, Posting From Deep Inside Her Daughter@plantmommy.gunmetolymp.us · 4d agoMark Twos lay eggs because I think it's kinda hot. You can tell a Mark Two is about to lay her eggs because her stomach gets a little bigger and she starts looking in the early stages of a pregnancy.
Starting a new crowdfunding campaign to overthrow great-great grandmother so she will stop saying things that aren't true.
Benjanun Sriduangkaew @ Persephone Effect out now@benjanun.bsky.social · 4d agosometimes
My sources are telling me that the huntresses in Artemis's domain have named one of their pet mountain lions after me. Do not approve.
LRP: Obviously this isn't why I acquired and mastered my beloved dart gun, Sisterly Affection, but it isn't *not* why I did that.
i think more women are likely to let me hit from behind if i can hit a target from 100 metres
Ah, I remember when I did that. Took mother nearly a month to realize what we were doing...
Galene@galenethenymph.bsky.social · 2w agoSlowly swapping body parts with another nymph and seeing how long it takes for Isadora to notice!
"All Marks Two are the same size" they say, as I loom ominously over entire conversations.
Bitches don't even know about my tentacles.
Headache is gone. Damn that soup was good
Acquired headache from having to listen to Lord Adrastus talk about theater for too long. Might die. Ligeia brought me soup but it did nothing.
Sometimes I consider changing genres. Forget being an "experiments on the innocent creating monsters" mad scientist, maybe I need to be a "spills some blue liquid on my arm in panel 1 of a 4-8 panel sequence" mad scientist.
My "safe sex for marks" seminar is now open, reserve your seats quickly because I can only assume they'll fill up fast.
Women love volunteering to become my attack dog. I’m not even femme4femme why are you doing this.
...am I "sinister"? I'm not sinister. I'm nice. People like me.
Did anybody else just see the silver roof panther running by or has Demeter's final revenge against me finally triggered and my mind is going
There there, great-great grandmother. At least you'll always have me.
Benjanun Sriduangkaew @ Persephone Effect out now@benjanun.bsky.social · last mo.I think I'll rewatch Innocence tbh, it's flawed but man at least it's thoughtful. Also it has the hot old lady with the cigarettes.
My creator will try to tell you that I habitually wear pants, but that is a lie. I am on that anime salarywoman black pressed miniskirt with the stockings shit and nobody can stop me.
From now on, try Minos's. You can get a bowl of noodles with beef and a side pita for only one ration ticket, heterophile.
At this point I'm seriously considering just up and kidnapping her
@benjanun.bsky.social The dragon wasn't even sick. She just ate an eidolon to see if she could. I don't even think it was necessarily all that bad for her, unlike getting pulled out of my one day off that I get every month, which is definitely bad for me.
Good news everybody, I’ve made peace with the Broodingly Handsome Butch Warlord Nihilanth, so the resonance cascade is over.
Slime woman oc I haven't drawn since like 2020 or something (her name's Lia btw)
Lord Adrastus is asking me to... push a sled with a large yellow crystal into a giant spinning green lightning mechanism? Alright. I can't see any possible unforeseen consequences of this action, won't take a jiffy.