charlotte (the dragon)

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SINGULAR AMONG COMBATANTS, DEMON, DRAGON, DEVIL, AND THE CUTEST GIRL YOU'VE EVER MET (for women) / alice charlotte | 20s | she/it | lesbian

i gotta the the hell outta the ashlands dog im a career alchemist who mostly made bargain bin liquor until my pasty rear was shipped to vvardenfell why on earth does ranis athrys think im qualified to shake down archmages who arent paying their dues

Speaking as a god, the offerings I love the most are the ones that are the bitterest for mortals to part with. I won't tell comforting lies, like any offering made in faith has worth to the divine. I love liquor and meat the most, because of how much grain and time you spent to make it.

under my regime, no one will be allowed to own a desktop monitor with a resolution over 1920×1080. unless they, like. animate yuri in their spare time. then they can get a permit for 2560×1440

oh so you're new to the whole being a stupid little animal on lady circe's island thing? that's funny. i was actually born like this. in the body of a pig, I mean. yeah. I'm pretty sure I'm her favorite pig on account of how easy it comes to me