Lucy 🧜‍♂️🏴‍☠️

@butterscup95.bsky.social

She/her • OFMD • Casual writer • Casual artist • Casual actor • 🌹 Chibi by @enabuns.bsky.social https://archiveofourown.org/users/bUtterscUp

These past few years have awoken how much of a cunt she really is. She could’ve easily said something like, “That’s your choice,” but every time someone criticises her (validly), she has to respond in the most obnoxious way possible. By the way, there won’t be any pretending from me, Joanne.

Phillip Iscove@pmiscove.bsky.social · 12h ago

I for one won’t be watching and hope that JK is in for a rude awakening. It’s also pretty crazy to be this overly confident about rehashing your already adapted books with lesser known actors.

I want a physical copy of Our Flag Means Death so bad. With bloopers and bts and interviews and concept art galleries. And a fold out case. And an extra disc with the soundtrack and score. I want a menu screen with A Pirate's Life playing on repeat. 😤

Timezone bump for my one shot for #innkeepersweek featuring Stede checking in on Ed in a warm bath. ❤️ #OFMD #OFMDFic

"Ed?"

Ed had his eyes closed, but he opened them as he craned up at Stede.

"Yes?"

"You were talking to yourself. You kept saying warmth, good food, and something else I didn't catch."

Ed blinked, and he sank deeper into the water. "S'nothing. Just my… reasons for living."

"Oh," Stede murmured, tucking a strand of hair behind Ed's ear. "So warmth, good food, and what else? If you don't mind me asking."

Ed swallowed. He rested his head against Stede's chest, listening to his beating heart, and sucked in a breath. "Orgasms."

A pause followed, and Ed couldn't tell whether his heart or Stede's stopped beating. After a beat, Stede nuzzled against Ed's cheek and pressed a kiss on his cheekbone.

"Orgasms?"

"Yeah," Ed mumbled. "Intercourse, actually, but orgasms, you know. Gotta finish with the good shit."

"Of course," Stede mused. "It's not just intercourse."

Ed chuckled in agreement, reminding himself to breathe as Stede trailed kisses down his neck, his hand trailing even lower.
Lucy 🧜‍♂️🏴‍☠️@butterscup95.bsky.social · 5d ago

I whipped up a little one shot for today's edition of #innkeepersweek. Every morning, Ed repeats his three reasons for living to help him throughout the day. With his boyfriend/co-innkeeper also reminding him, Ed considers another reason worth living for. ❤️ #OFMD archiveofourown.org/works/92166911