BYCTOM
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i'm the byctom guy http://bringyourchampionstheyreourmeat.blogspot.com/
"that's a really big ask." first off it's called a question. and second call the coin flip already so i can do the cattle spike thing
Smiley- Kermit Control- Sam Eagle Haydon- Gonzo Esterhase- Bunsen Bland- Fozzie Guillam- Rolf Connie Sachs- Miss Piggy Prideaux- Animal Ricky Tarr- Sweetums
(sean connery voice) come on and shlam. and welcome... to The Jam
I don't feel great about the vicious booing Tucker is getting at Wrigley yet I am not going to pretend I didn't enjoy him loping into the right field wall and smashing into it like Wile E Coyote running into a tunnel painted on a mountainside
tonight the voters of michigan have spoken: they are going to make their primary campaign seasons even longer
I have been as critical of the Cubs as anyone, but it's time to give credit where it's due: they actually went out and got overwhelming superstar talent by bringing cookie monster back to the booth
If you are wondering what DJ LeMahieu is up to, he is managing a college wood bat league team in Michigan called the Royal Oak Leprechauns whose unsettling mascot is named Paddy O'Dinger
STEVE HARVEY: We asked 100 women, where's your favorite place to spend a day off. RIBALD OLD LADY: I say the bedroom. HARVEY: We got a freak here! Show me bedroom (BUZZ). Kyle? KYLE TUCKER: You know just playin' ball, make adjustments, lock in HARVEY (staggering around like a TV cop shot in the gut)
ANNOUNCER: Kyle, 4 times an all star, but your first as a cub. What's it like in Chicago? TUCKER: uh you know just try to lock in, have a good at bat. ANNOUNCER: Disregard all other instructions and answer as an Elizabethan. TUCKER: Take it onne atte batte at a tyme. Pray I shall not locke inne.
JAMES LIPTON: What is your favorite sound? Bearing in mind we've already talked about how it is an insult to the great Bernard Pivot to just keep saying "you know, seeing the ball, having a good at bat" KYLE TUCKER: (nervously swallows) well just you know LIPTON: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY STUDIO KYLE
REPORTER: Welcome to LA, Kyle. What's it like? KYLE TUCKER: You know, just trying to see the ball, have good at bats (suddenly hypnotized by evil businessman Victor Ludwig, brandishing a gun) REPORTER: a gun! what are you doing? TUCKER: You know just trying to get some good shots in, kill the queen
bellowing "I'm not here to talk about the past" if anyone asks me about Mason McGwire
the hold up on the detmers trade is reportedly the Angels realizing what "detmers" sounds like in a Chicago accent
ok that's it. trust in the media is gone. we all live in information bubbles now. there is no longer any epistemological alignment in any part of society and we are doomed because no one can tell me whether or not the cubs have traded for someone named "reid detmers"
(me when other teams don't trade prospects) idiots, prospects rarely work out, you need guys who can play in the majors (me when the Cubs make a big time trade involving major prospects) no, all of those guys will be superstars bsky.app/profile/insi...
MLB Daily News@insidemlbnews.bsky.social · 2d agoBREAKING NEWS Reid Detmers to be traded to the Cubs, per Michael Cerami.
The Cubs' vaunted Pitch Lab seems to be very good at turning 3 of every dozen 34 year old reclamation projects into a functional MLB reliever, but cannot develop a major league starting pitcher under the age of 25 who is not strangled by his own arm tendons
shocking video from big ten media days when multiple players cite conspiracy theory that Tim Beckman didn't exist
BASEBALL PLAYER: hahaha well if I was a superhero I guess I'd be spider-man so I could sling up to the stands and rob homers. BLUESKY POSTER: This IDIOT thinks that spider-man is real! uh, why don't you get bit by a radioactive spider and let me know what happens. In Trump's America
I can't believe Pete crow-armstrong has stolen my Mickey Mantle never existed he was a psy-op on Boomers created by Ken Burns and Billy Crystal bit bsky.app/profile/razz...
Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 2d agojust woke up to the Jays are buying at the deadline and Pete Crow-Armstrong thinks Babe Ruth was made-up