No longer must British children face the agonising choice of Daddy or chips.

Mint Royale@mint-royale.com · 6h ago

Hahaha

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The Times and Sunday Times@thetimes.com · 18h ago

Activists who brought Dover to a halt on Saturday refused to remove their balaclavas but were ‘very polite’, say fellow travellers

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Predator 1 Alien 0

Why does this look like Steve Coogan playing Trump?

Out of the relegation zone...for now. #thfc #coys

RDZ is going to have to instruct Spurs players to stay on their feet even when fouled. We are never getting another decision. #thfc #coys

My least favourite pub is the Arsenal pub in Finsbury Park I went to once when the North London Derby wasn't on telly. Didn't know it was a Gooner pub beforehand and had worn my Spurs shirt. At one point I went to the loo and a huge bloke with neck tattoos said: "You're a braver man than me, son."

Re the pub discourse... Maybe I'm weird in this respect but although I love pubs, spend a lot of time in them and write about them frequently, I've never really had a favourite. I don't really have a standout local now but I didn't really consider past good locals my "favourite". Not sure why.

Have emailed three bamboo/knotweed removal companies for a quote and not one has responded, raising the disturbing possibility that the plants have got to them.

Luckily this train has somewhere to place my duck

Kids going back to school = maximum 10 days away from a devastating cold. Little chemical labs who demand snacks.

Loving Reform acknowledging, accidentally but rightly, that @annaisaac.bsky.social is a major figure. Long overdue too. Number of podcasts I've heard only crediting others for the pressure on Reform over funding...

I hear you—and I apologize. That mushroom was one of the poisonous ones, you’re right. That’s not just useful feedback—it’s you setting a boundary.

Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 6d ago

“Teams will race to navigate three of the planet’s most unforgiving landscapes — the jungle, the desert, and the Arctic — using Gemini to help them identify dangers, survive brutal weather changes, and stay one step ahead.”

“Reform.... present themselves as the anti-establishment insurgents, but banning independent journalists like me from party conference isn’t anti-establishment. It’s the establishment playbook.” Am taking being barred from Reform conference as badge of honour! www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Reform UK bans three journalists who have investigated party from its conference

Guardian City editor Anna Isaac, investigative reporter Peter Geoghegan and broadcaster Michael Crick refused entry

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No names but is this the weakest boast in PR history? "...one of the most exciting drinks brands to emerge from London’s creative community." Like...it's not even THE most exciting drink to emerge from London's creative community, a cohort I had not realised made drinks.

Some product launches are newsworthy i suppose but that doesn't mean I have to like it.

There is a special place in hell for the senior folk at banks like NatWest who abandon elderly customers (and not so elderly ones) to a chatbot that can't recognise simple queries and takes them round in maddening circles, always refusing to pass them on to a real person.

Mikhail Mudryk has Premier League experience. He's watched tons of it. #thfc #coys

Did not expect to hear Wiley on 6Music after the, ahem, unpleasantness. Presumably an accident.

Seems a fair assessment.

Robert Hutton@roberthutton.co.uk · last wk.

I think "full review" is politicalese for "this is probably actually a good idea, and there aren't many votes in completely reversing it, but I want the votes of people who think I might reverse it."

"I want your children's lungs to be smaller and less functional" is a bold electoral strategy.

"You stupid mutt," my owner snarls, as he locks me outside in the snow for the night again. I stand guard by the door, whimpering but determined to defend him at all costs. #thfc #coys

Rob Davies@byrobdavies.bsky.social · last wk.

Here i am again at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium again, a miserable, shivering, loyal little dog, waiting to be kicked again by my abusive owner, who I will never leave. #thfc #coys

So far, this Spurs side is giving early Poch. Rough, flawed, there will be bad results but you can see something developing. In the way you never could with Frank's team.

Here i am again at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium again, a miserable, shivering, loyal little dog, waiting to be kicked again by my abusive owner, who I will never leave. #thfc #coys

Sabah FC players reactions on getting drawn against Manchester United.

Rename all of the great lakes Lake George. As is only right and proper.

Chelsea in Honest deal shock.

Fabrizio Romano (MIRROR)@fabrizioromano.yopro20.com · 2w ago

🚨🔵 Chelsea are in advanced talks over €40m deal for Honest Ahanor from Atalanta. Understand the agreement for 18 year old defender would include joining a Premier League club this summer in order to develop and then join #CFC in June 2027. Honest already said yes to Chelsea.

I was on holiday for the past two weeks so this is the first rain I have seen since like June or something. Absolutely baffling for a 43-year-old Londoner.

Hearing through my earpiece that Man City fans don't know ball, big surprise to everyone, I know. #thfc #coys #savio