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byte @byte.cx · 50m ago

die stadt hat extra fahrzeuge um bäume zu bewässern o.O

kleines orangenes Spezialfahrzeug mit Spritzenaufsatz

byte @byte.cx · 1h ago

in der u75 drückt gerade eine frau ihrem freund einen augenbrauen-pickel aus, soo romantic… 🥰

byte @byte.cx · 1h ago

gestern drei bouldervideos, heute.... ?

InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 2h ago

The only way to use the toilet safely and without fear is to bring one with you wherever you go. Buy a portable AMERICAN bathroom now.

By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C)@doctorow.pluralistic.net · 7h ago

Forget "Don't be evil"; Google's true motto is a form of vulgar spidermanism: "With great power comes no responsibility." The internet's *de facto* boss is an absentee landlord. 1/

A hand-tinted Depression-era photo of an elderly man entering a building whose door has the hand-lettered words 'Hotel Rooms 30¢.' The door is half-covered with the intaglio portrait of Ben Franklin as depicted on a US$100 bill; he wears a robber's domino mask.

Hourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 3h ago

NGC-7380 Wizard Nebula in Narrowband, 2021-08-06 - From Ryan Kinnett (rkinnett.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/2mgfzXa

Imaged with APM 140mm doublet, 0.8x reducer, asi1600mm mono camera, and ZWO Ha, Sii, and Oiii filters. Custom blend.

Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 3h ago

The DEF CON Beard and Mustache Contest is back on the Contest Stage this Friday from 13:00-15:00. The judges are susceptible to flattery, donations to EFF, and a touching facial hair origin story. defcon.org/html/defcon...

Three people with long beards proudly display their awards at the DEF CON Beard and Mustache Contest.

byte @byte.cx · 3h ago

bin brot habe byte z u w a r m

Tanya D. || Writer || Narrative Designer @cypheroftyr.bsky.social · 10h ago

Daaaamn. “AI is the asbestos we're shovelling into the walls of our technological society. Our descendants will spend generations digging it out again, and the longer the bubble goes on without popping, the longer it will take to repair the damage." www.thenerve.news/p/cory-docto...

Cory Doctorow: The people who tell you ‘AI is changing everything’ are lying

It has become impossible to tell managers mesmerised by artificial intelligence that the tools are not, in fact, helpful. So employees just play along with the fiction to keep their jobs, writes our t...

thenerve.news

byte @byte.cx · 7h ago

alter.... i/o-speed unter wsl ist ja abartig schlecht ⏳

byte @byte.cx · 7h ago

13:12 mittagspause

Alexander Glass @alexanderglass.bsky.social · 11h ago

I have one answer.

..
kavishj611 5h
+ All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?

byte @byte.cx · 8h ago

morgen ist orga mumble. wisster bescheid...

byte @byte.cx · 10h ago

perfekter gehts nicht

Timeline Screenshot, Spiegel mit Leipzig-Airport Zwischenfall, direkt darunter (((Tendar))) mit den Facts (Drone, Sprengsatz) die nicht im Spiegel-Artikel stehen

das nd @nd-aktuell.de · yesterday

Bis Ende des Jahres muss es eine App für digitale Ausweise geben. Das könnte praktisch sein, aber ebenso gefährlich, weiß unsere Kolumnistin. www.nd-aktuell.de/artikel/1201...

Nie wieder anonym im Netz

Bis Ende des Jahres muss es eine App für digitale Ausweise geben. Das könnte praktisch sein, aber ebenso gefährlich, weiß unsere Kolumnistin.

nd-aktuell.de

Carausius @carausius286.bsky.social · 12h ago

On World Owl Appreciation Day, what better way to appreciate owls than to marvel at this ancient Greek warrior owl. He brandishes a long spear, a large hoplon shield and sports a magnificent crested helmet. So appreciate him. OR ELSE. 🕰️c390BC 🏛️📷Louvre

darth™️@darthbluesky.bsky.social · 18h ago

“read the article darth” they said “it will be fun” they said

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 21h ago

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.”

“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”

byte @byte.cx · 18h ago

spoilers.... #brandnewday

ULTRA🏝️BLAST@ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 18h ago

Justin Ling @justinling.ca · 21h ago

Holy shit. www.wired.com/story/a-civi...

This past May, a twin-engine Beechcraft King Air medevac plane took off from Roswell, New Mexico, and headed west to the town of Ruidoso to pick up a patient. It shouldn’t have been a challenging flight for the two pilots and two nurses aboard. The temperature was 69 degrees; the sky was clear. The 60-mile journey normally takes a half hour, at most.

But once airborne, the plane ran into trouble. At the White Sands Missile Range that night, US military personnel were conducting a GPS jamming exercise that left the King Air pilots—and anyone else within hundreds of miles—unable to use modern navigation systems. Forced to revert to older technology, ones that they rarely if ever use, the medevac pilots got disoriented and crashed into the side of a mountain. There were no survivors.

byte @byte.cx · 20h ago

sorry, das kann man so nicht stehenlassen: der hier ist natürlich eine 6 (1-9) und keine 5

byte@byte.cx · 21h ago

video 1/3, lila 5: hatte ich beim letzten besuch schon paar mal gemacht, war bis dahin aber harte arbeit, auch heute öfters an diversen stellen rausgefallen (start, mitte, kurz vor ende)… das hier war nicht die eleganteste version in dieser session, war schon zu spät und das video bringt auch stress

byte @byte.cx · 22h ago

heute gabs das wieder… (aber nur ne 6 wiederholt, ansonsten 5er geflasht)

byte@byte.cx · 2mo ago

monkeyspot (hab ne 6 geflasht) und cinestar (dienstag kinotag) also das gabs auch schon lange nicht mehr.....

byte @byte.cx · yesterday

ihr seid cool/hot ich bin der byte

Hourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social · yesterday

Saturn's Hexagon - From Val Klavans (valklavans.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/dYsXyF

This is a view of Saturn's north polar region, taken by Cassini's Imaging Science Subsystem (ISS) on February 26, 2013. You can see the rings in the top of this image as well as its mysterious hexagon.

This composite is made of images that were taken by Cassini's camera system, the Imaging Science Subsystem (ISS) on February 26, 2013 and received on Earth February 27, 2013. The camera was pointing toward SATURN at approximately 347,141 miles (558,670 kilometers) away, and the images were taken using the red, green and blue filters.

Credit: NASA / JPL / SSI / Val Klavans
about.me/valerieklavans

byte @byte.cx · yesterday

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN6W... normaler montagabend wenn man mich fragt...

FALL 2: Deadpoint Official Trailer (2026) New Action Thriller Movie | 4K UHD

YouTube video by GameGasm

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byte @byte.cx · yesterday

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Sebastian Baumer @sebastianbaumer.bsky.social · yesterday

Auf Instagram endlich Leute gefunden, die auch Literatur lieben. Die Literatur:

byte @byte.cx · 2d ago

klettern ist so ein spannender sport... zb hab ich mich heute selbst überrascht mit nem ziemlich schweren durchstieg direkt als zweite route, und ausserdem tut mein arm an einer ganz neuen stelle weh, das kannte ich noch nicht

byte @byte.cx · 2d ago

lustige rückfahrt (s1 fuhr nicht): hilden, 784, u72, u76, kiosk oberbilk, u79, burgerking hbf, u75, 705, zuhause

byte @byte.cx · 2d ago

so. wat is nu mit gewitter?!

byte @byte.cx · 2d ago

motto heute: schwitzen und gut aussehen