I still think of this every time I play Secret of Mana, I think @glimmerstomp.bsky.social is the only one who may get it
Sage Caboodle
@caboodle.horse
An ancient unicorn. @MalyTwoTails.com husbando. Mountains’re nice Some (most) know me as Jondi. And maybe like 2-3 folk know me as Kennecott or Brighton
I can’t believe they named a town after a horny skull faced cryptid
So I started listening to this band called “tame impala” waaay back in the day as they were like another band I liked. Somehow I am still in denial they are a sold out arena show band, they are a sleepy indie band no one has heard of in my head
Still super bummed about being job’nt but cruising around the stages of grief. Acceptance will randomly turn to anger will randomly turn back to acceptance
Got promoted to customer at work. HMU if you know of any SRE like jobs I guess. Pretty bummed but thems the breaks
I get it, I need to calm down geeez! There are better ways to talk to someone than fortune cookies
I sometimes get bots that address me as “sage” like it’s my first name. That’s a title I got from learning ⚫️Meteo silly billys
I love that one of life’s biggest mysteries is why don’t killer whales eat humans. We should be terrified of them but really if they did kill us there would be zero of them left, but how do they know that? Wonderful creatures
I hate that even when I’m 100% justified to put my foot down on something I feel shitty about it forever. I am too much of a people pleaser and I hate it, but also know when I try not to be I swing way too far the other way so can’t even try
Renn fairs are a tournament to see how many times you can say “huzzah” in a day and rename modern things like “the port of honey bucket”
My vampiresona is named Dracula Backwords, not Alucard- Backwords, Dracula
Why hire a plumber when I can have AI do all the design work for me
Found a life hack for not having your ass hanging out when plumbing: do it naked
“Since this is essentially myself in this story I am granted freedom to live in these pages using the name I chose for myself: Horselover Fat” -Phillip K. Dick
I didn’t realize “quarter horses” were named that because of them being bred for 1/4 mile drag races like Honda Civics in Fast n’ Furious
Sorry, my love is determined by my proximity to the boys of summer
While I’m glad I have broke the curse of “cum on feel the noize” playing in my head constantly, I wish it wasn’t replaced with “the sun always shines on tv”
I can’t believe no one had made a Hotel with race car beds in every room