[on the bridge of the enterprise] picard: fire at will data: (swivels around to face the command chairs and immediately shoots riker) picard: (head in hands) data,
Lawrence of Canadia
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Film junkie. Fake writer. Punthusiast. Mostly harmless. Forever oscillating between hopeful and cynical.
Now entering the “accidentally taking a close-up photo of my jeans” to “suddenly becoming too interested in finding out how denim is made” pipeline
Nice double entendre, or as the French would say, 𝘥𝘦𝘶𝘹 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴
how to negotiate with your adhd in two easy steps: [monday] buckle up, we have a lot of work to get done before friday, it’s time to focus, we can do this [thursday night] okay but seriously
[mathematician watching the trailer for godzilla minus zero] why didn't they just call it godzilla
If AI disappeared tomorrow I’m not even joking when I say that it would probably take me days to notice, and when I finally noticed it’d be because I’d be thinking “why have I been in such a good mood lately?” while at my desk
Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 2w agoGuys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
Random thoughts while watching all the Resident Evil movies: 1. Umbrella Corp loves branding everything. Monitors, knives, solar panels. They could make more on merch if they stopped killing everyone. 2. Waking up naked in an unfamiliar place happens so often that I now consider it a theme.
Years later and this running gag still makes me laugh. Never gonna feel too old to watch kids’ cartoons.
Whether someone might love or hate Metal Gear Solid games can be boiled down entirely to how they'd react to the origin of the codename Big Boss
Saw it tonight. He got turned into a pig, and later he threw a rock at a cow. 𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘤 𝘚𝘦𝘢𝘯.
Lawrence of Canadia@cactuarlar.bsky.social · last mo.Was looking at the cast of The Odyssey and noticed that Sean Avery, like the actual greatest hockey super-pest who ever lived, the guy who the NHL had to literally make a new rule for, not just some random actor also named Sean Avery, is in the movie? What?
Saying “hey” makes you sound old. “What’s waggin’, my doggie” instead.
Mark Harris@markharris.bsky.social · 4w agoI'm actually fine with sounding old.
Was looking at the cast of The Odyssey and noticed that Sean Avery, like the actual greatest hockey super-pest who ever lived, the guy who the NHL had to literally make a new rule for, not just some random actor also named Sean Avery, is in the movie? What?
Type of request: enhancement Scope of request: all of reality Brief description of request: if enough people boo a man in unison, he should simply drop dead Additional notes: apply retroactively if possible
From the ADHD archives: Today, instead of listening to management report on Q4 KPIs, my brain hummed the theme song to 1993’s Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey, a movie I haven’t seen or thought about in over 30 years.
movie about a weird vagina called The Oddussy, is that anything
[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: apparently amnessty international ssayss i'm anti-rightss Rowling: how dare they! Rowling: i'm going to take away their right to ssay that
Was rewatching Jurassic Park tonight after hearing about Sam Neill, and in all the times I’ve seen this movie I have *never* noticed this looney-tunes-ass slipping sound effect before
Having thoughts of any kind after 2am is the closest thing to breaking a mogwai rule for the human brain
lady at the sandwich shop straight up jorking my name
BREAKING: WHISTLEBLOWER reveals existence of SECRET THIRD MARIO BRO nintendo doesn’t want you to KNOW ABOUT
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 2mo ago@mario @luigi @REDACTED Its my birthday
Now watching Dreamscape (1984), a movie that I once thought was scary, for the second time in my life.
I don’t know how to explain this in a way that makes sense but Dean Cain looks like a cartoon guy from one of those shitty mobile game ads
Coach Jerry (referee 🔵)@gopher33j.bsky.social · 2mo agoThis may be the worst film to ever be made If the great American State Fair were a movie - this would be it
Loved this so much that I immediately watched Damian McCarthy’s two other films, and while there’s an evident progression to his craft, the man has clearly always known exactly how he wants to tell a story. Caveat was good, Oddity was great, and Hokum is easily one of my favorite movies of the year.
RIP Bobby Prince. this 1993 clip of him explaining the Commander Keen menu music is amazing. worth a watch even if you don't give a rip about Keen. source link below.
Was skimming through the Wikipedia page on world records in chess, and this has to be one of the funniest things that’s ever happened in the history of the sport.
