THIS IS WHY!!!! WE CALL!!! GREAT JOB EVERYONE 🩷 KOSA did pass the house but remember the senate has a conflicting version. Keep calling, it matters!

Free Speech Coalition@fsc.bsky.social · 4h ago

SCREEN Act, which would have required mandatory age-verification for sites (like this) that allow "material harmful to minors" failed to pass out of committee after thousands and thousands of people called their Senators. More work ahead!

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Stephen King: guys, i'm really excited King: tonight we've got an actual, genuine humor writer to talk to us! Piers Anthony: oh gosh, steve! you Anthony: you flatter me! King: i uh King: i wasn't actually talking about you, piers Anthony:

August Derleth: welcome to another sanity-draining game of Call of Cathulhu Derleth: i'm your dungeonmaster, august Derleth Derleth: let's go around the table are reintroduce our characters Derleth: and they better NOT be subversive!

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[mysterious circle of robed figures] Kathleen Stock: dark lord! dark lord! Stock: terrible news!! Stock: the feile en phobail art festival says we can't run our usual genital inspection booth! JK Rowling: WHAT Rowling: thisss iss an outrage!! Rowling: the people LOVE our genital insspection booth!!

@midnightpals.bsky.social saw this and thought of you...

I appreciated a lot of Nolan's epic blockbuster retelling the Cass story from the perspective of Jolyon Maugham of the Good Law Project, and making Rowling a snake woman in the tradition of @midnightpals.bsky.social was a lot of fun, but I can't say I loved the credulous portrayal of Keira Bell.

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Zach London: so as you can see London: the time has come to submit to gossip goblin London: the age of human creativity is at an end London: now is the age of the goblin

Zach London: you know that sinking feeling that you get when you click on a youtube video that looks cool but then you realize it's AI slop made by an unfeeling machine? London: what if you could also get that feeling in a movie theater? London: gentlemen i give you gossip goblin

Dean Koontz: guess what guys! Koontz: it's my birthday! Koontz: so i'm gonna go to las vegas to party it up with homer simpson, spongebob squarepants and wile e coyote! Poe: King: Barker: Lovecraft: Koontz: and, to be clear, this is a real thing i posted

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[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: finally my evil plan reachesss fruition Rowling: it'ss taken me yearss of careful planning but finally Rowling: finally!!! Rowling: finally we can defeat the sscourge of human rightsss

Megan Bontrager: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the sea hides its dead Bontrager: where are the dead? Bontrager: you'll never find 'em Bontrager: and why's that? Bontrager: cuz the sea is hiding them

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Slimyswampghost: finally! after all these years! SSG: it's happening! SSG: it's the sirenhead movie! Koontz: oo! i love sirenhead! Koontz: does he dance in this movie? SSG: SSG: no

Stephen King: boy howdy King: this whole graham platner thing King: the sexual assault allegations are pretty troubling King: nevertheless

Whitley Strieber: welcome to the dreamland podcast Strieber: the only podcast that casts the pod that the man doesn't want you to know Strieber: the truth is out there Strieber: or is that just what THEY want you to think? Strieber: trust no one Strieber: or is that just who THEY want you to trust?

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There is a direct line one can trace from the way the religious right in the 80s & 90s went after Goths, Pagans, vampires & other non-conformist identity groups - often by framing them as delusional & inherently dangerous to minors - and their successful attacks upon trans people now

Damien McCarthy: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, i call this the tale of the guy who, via a series of Rube Goldberg-esque contrivances, has a supernatural experience McCarthy: also McCarthy: there's a spooky rabbit Ramsey Campbell: ooo! a rabbit!

[at unicorn fuck club] Larry Correia: see, the problem is that GRR Martin didn't finish Game of Thrones Correia: now publishers refuse to take a chance on multi-book epic fantasy series Correia: perhaps GRR should have thought about how that would affect me Correia: the protagonist of reality

@milkglutton.bsky.social

Product as imagined by Joe Koch and myself. Shadow child approved

Eve Harms, Orph Understander@eveharms.com · last mo.

I should be able to buy Android Milk by the carton (that white stuff that leaks out of droids in Ridley Scott movies)

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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈@haileypiperfights.bsky.social · last mo.

This feels like an almost appropriate time to note that the early German versions of most Godzilla movies changed the stories/titles slightly so that the monsters were creations of Victor Frankenstein, and not just the one Toho movie where one of them was actually a Frankenstein

Robin Cook: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the scary medicine King: wow! scary medicine! Cook: and the scariest part? Cook: it's real King: what?! Cook: that's right! Cook: it could all happen in the not so distant future!

hey, our own bitter karella is going on the road! you should come see them

Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph)@bitterkarella.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Exciting times for your tolerated goblin! I'm goingon tour with Josh Millican and Allison Mick of the Dark Woods Project! June 20-21: Sinister Creature Con in Sacramento! June 23: Redwoods Gothic Panel at Bloodstone Books in Sacramento! June 27: Fright Night at Word Horde Emporium in Petaluma!