Getting all of my important phone alarms set up for the next week or so

Poor Jinbei... the footage of these heinous acts has been uploaded to youtube so that it is preserved when bluesky inevitably dies a vibecoded death... one day the authorities might catch this mysterious perpetrator. Until then... we can only wait... youtu.be/1tB4JnnEoao youtu.be/WJ3vFrZPp-o

Okay, is the concept of Michelin Stars general knowledge? Not like, whether specific restaurants have stars etc but like, the literal concept of "Michelin Stars" being the rating system for fancy restaurants? Mentioned it offhand today and had it strongly implied I was being snobby

tHE fiNAL LeGeND, TRiPLe tHreAT, iS caUGHt oN gHoSt NiPPeRS! BUT... rED MaGGoTS dOn'T woRK in CaNaL ToWN nORtH!! ! iT wAS neVeR An OpTiON ! ! nO jiNBEis LeFT... tOO bAD... i ENjOyED ouR LiTtLe gAMe, bUt yOu WiLL neVEr hEAr frOM mE aGAiN. GooDNiGHT, miSTeR PoLiCEMaN. BeTTeR LuCK nEXt TiME...

Caf Coleo 🏳️‍⚧️, Final Fantasy XI Arc@cafcoleo.bsky.social · last wk.

fOr EvERy LeGEnDaRY FISH cAUGHT on ReD mAgGGoTS I will DeSTrOY oNE JuNIoR JiNBEI dO nOT tRiFLe wiTH mE mIStER pOLiCEMaN

GREAT BALL OF LIGHTNIGN IS CAUGGHT ON RED MAGGOTS!!?? YOU KNOW WHAT WIL HAPPEN!!! YOY KNOW WHAT WI LL HAPPN ! ! ! AND YOUU DID IT ANYWAY!! ! HOW DOE S A BALL OF LIGHTNING EVEN EAT MAGGOTS?? AR E YOU TRYING TO PROVOKE ME?? B I G MIS TAKE! ! ! ! !

Caf Coleo 🏳️‍⚧️, Final Fantasy XI Arc@cafcoleo.bsky.social · last wk.

fOr EvERy LeGEnDaRY FISH cAUGHT on ReD mAgGGoTS I will DeSTrOY oNE JuNIoR JiNBEI dO nOT tRiFLe wiTH mE mIStER pOLiCEMaN

NER LAR DOR IS CAUGHTT ON RED MAGG OTS ! ! ! ! YOU WERE WA RNED!! ! ! ! ! YOU WE RE WARNNED ! ! ! !!! NOW W YOU WILL SEEE WHAT HAPPENS ! !!!!!!!

Caf Coleo 🏳️‍⚧️, Final Fantasy XI Arc@cafcoleo.bsky.social · last wk.

fOr EvERy LeGEnDaRY FISH cAUGHT on ReD mAgGGoTS I will DeSTrOY oNE JuNIoR JiNBEI dO nOT tRiFLe wiTH mE mIStER pOLiCEMaN

sKYfRonD iS cAUgHt ofF Of a mOOcH! I WiLL fRee aN adDiTiONaL hOstAGe. dO noT beCOmE comPLaCeNT miSTeR pOLiCeMAn. nER LaR dOr aNd gReaT baLL oF LiGhtniNG reMaiN... uNcErtAiN.

Caf Coleo 🏳️‍⚧️, Final Fantasy XI Arc@cafcoleo.bsky.social · last wk.

fOr EvERy LeGEnDaRY FISH cAUGHT on ReD mAgGGoTS I will DeSTrOY oNE JuNIoR JiNBEI dO nOT tRiFLe wiTH mE mIStER pOLiCEMaN

rRoNEek BicHiR and XEhAbOpO'U aRE boTh MoOchEd anD nOt CaUgHt ofF of ReD mAgGotS as A SHoW of gOOd FAiTh I hAvE reLEAseD tWO of MY hOsTAgeS bUT dO nOT TaKE me LiGHtLY mY ThREAtS ARe VeRY reAL

Caf Coleo 🏳️‍⚧️, Final Fantasy XI Arc@cafcoleo.bsky.social · last wk.

fOr EvERy LeGEnDaRY FISH cAUGHT on ReD mAgGGoTS I will DeSTrOY oNE JuNIoR JiNBEI dO nOT tRiFLe wiTH mE mIStER pOLiCEMaN

fOr EvERy LeGEnDaRY FISH cAUGHT on ReD mAgGGoTS I will DeSTrOY oNE JuNIoR JiNBEI dO nOT tRiFLe wiTH mE mIStER pOLiCEMaN

There are many issues with big corporate landlords but their one genuine advantage over the small time operations is that if you call down at 10 pm on a Sunday because your ceiling is dripping water, a dude will be at your door within like 15 minutes to check it out.

Extremely funny how the FFXIV main combat system appears to be trending towards modernized, more simplified game systems with Evolved Mode while Beastmaster is essentially "we are bringing back Final Fantasy XI"

It is time to learn for me to learn how to grow thavnairian onions I guess

Ah yes forgot that the EU fanfest keynote will be at 4 am my time. Guess I'll just catch up later lmao

okay preemptive "i do not consider stuff they intentionally show off at fanfest spoilers and will be talking about all of it openly accordingly" warning

Have discovered an incredible new vector of petty vicarious vengeance, which is that someone who I briefly worked with five years ago who really really pissed me off currently has a small but non-zero chance of going to jail for white collar crime (unrelated company)

The Purrsoner. Based on the piss boy and featuring his favourite mouse 🐾

Elle@elleisanisland.bsky.social · 2w ago

When you've defeated the cone they put you in the Hannibal Lector

Officially old enough that I hear "15 years old" about a game that came out while I was in college and think "huh, I thought it was older than that"

Supergiant Games@supergiantgames.bsky.social · 2w ago

On this day 15 years ago, we launched our first game, Bastion. To everyone who helped the Kid survive the Calamity, thank you!!🙏 You're the reason we've been able to carry on as an independent studio ever since.

work is too stressful why do none of my lottery tickets hit i should be rich by now, how come doing nothing hasnt worked

*crotchety old person voice* and furthermore it should be ILLEGAL to resell digital tickets, and in return those tickets should be possible to immediately return, no questions asked, at any time, for a full refund, including "fees," and this would fix a small but significant irritant on society

Some fun people watching observations: 1. Wayyy more Argentina jerseys than anything else, and not a ton of Spain here 2. People (including me) all wearing jerseys from their defeated teams, few people wearing regular club jerseys 3. Everyone not in an Argentina jersey was rooting for Spain

VIVA ESPAÑA

lol i was hoping to get my next video out before 7.55 drops but I am experiencing Wrist Ouchies that are severely hampering my ability to edit (i.e. to avoid Permanent Wrist Ouchies i am not doing any)

france

"Floodwatch? Huh? But it's not even raining!" 15 minutes later

Final boss of photos that just come out way too shitty to use: you've heard of "really cool moon that comes out tiny" but have you tried "fucked up sun that comes out normal" ?

Saw a post about how the NYC skyline looks apocalyptic and I am here to report: no it doesn't???? Not yet at least. It looks smoggy. Like, it's pretty bad! But like I can look at a picture of NYC from 1975 and the sky looks a million times worse. NYC exceptionalism at it again smh. Now, the SMELL-

A few years ago there was so much wildfire smoke that everything around here turned this really dark murky yellow and it was really unnerving. Wondering if we'll see that again.

Funniest shit my company ever did was introduce a new quick links landing page for the corporate intranet at one.[companyname].com and then tease it for a month in advance with huge text on every internal monitor and TV screen that just said "ONE IS COMING. ARE YOU READY?" with no other info.

DST hot take: all US DST discourse actually flows from the fact that our timezones are poorly-drawn and too many places are extreme outliers on one end or the other so you can't make one permanent without redrawing. Also this is downstream of Boston/NYC/DC wanting to be in one timezone together.