Ca-Lamia Jade

@calamityjade.bsky.social

Jade P. Miscuous - Still trying to become a sex educator, but taking a bit of a break. Transfem, ND, She/They and sometimes feeling way too old for things.

YEEOUCH! HOKAY We got safely to the next safehouse and stop for a while and I just ordered some 560$ worth of car parts I gotta rip off and replace from our trusty get-out-of-hellscape rig, Anything going into this offsets that and also pays for my labor (Pringles & watermelons) So Plz kick this abt

Dragon Approved™️Pilot Razii@goblingalpalrazii.bsky.social · 3w ago

HEY YOU YEEEEEAAAAH YOU! Got any mugs? gofund.me/d0aed7f59

I need bottom surgery to be less expensive and not gatekept by weight. I'm tired of feeling half-finished. And like, I get that it doesn't "fix" anything and I have to do the work, but also goddamn I wanna just feel whole in SOME aspect of my life and not my own abandoned project

Commerical idea: [Tight zoom on a man's face. His expression: tear-streaked, haunted, a residual shock following agony. The camera pulls out. We hear a zipper being closed. A woman stands up from in front of the man and wipes her mouth.] Woman: Frank's Red Hot. I put that shit on *everything*.

"Any last words?" ATX-34 feels the pistol press to her brow. It's a familiar model; she used to have one just like it. "Two things. One: there'll be more like me, if there hasn't been already. You'll have no better luck breaking them than you did me-"

What if. What if you lived in the flat above a cybernetics shop/clinic combo. Going downstairs every day and seeing the most incredible cybernetics in the window. Seeing the heavily ‘borged hacker at the counter, chatting with clientele. What if. What if you went in one day.

I feel like I should do more here than just laugh at funny things and sometimes let my brain say the silly shit it thinks of but I have no idea if it's funny outside of me. I should probably not CARE if other people think it's funny, but still working on people pleasing. ...Anyway, Happy Pride!

"Alright, alright, take a seat. I know y'all have seen some wild shit since you've entered Azimuth Base. But rather than answer the same questions a dozen times, it'll be easier if we just proceed with the briefing. Grab a coffee if you want. That's real milk too; no rationing down here, folks."

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