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reviewed @thelincoln.bsky.social 's scifi neo noir "The Body Scout." *Really* liked it. Bleak tone, likable cast, well thought out, and the final twist legit really got to me. open.substack.com/pub/juliancw...
I Read Lincoln Michael's "The Body Scout"
I will not refer to this book or anything in it as a "home run." I refuse.
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thus do we understand half the reason for the NYT’s seething anti-Mamdani grudge
New York City’s business elites are long accustomed to direct access to City Hall, where even Democratic mayors felt the need to court the city’s wealthiest and most influential corporate leaders. That access is getting shredded by Mayor Zohran Mamdani.
ISRAEL CUMS IN ME IN MY DREAMS okay sorry last one before she's irrelevant forever
Okay we all have criticism for the hegemonic goliath that is American culture but one thing that I love is the continued practice of treating the Muppets, including the denizens of Sesame Street, as if they are real, living entities. I dunno I think it's a charming bit of collective whimsy.
Cookie Monster is in the booth with Boog at Wrigley, will be singing Take Me Out (to the ballgame, not the Franz Ferdinand song, unfortunately) in the 7th
Would be 100% willing to believe that the polling being fucked up for El Sayed actually pushed him over the line considering how weird and overly cautious blue voters tend to be on issues of "Electability in the general." If the primary effectively is over, why not go with your gut?
"We now cut live to Thomas Smith's offices in their unexpected win against Amir Hassan in the Republican primary."
10 years of centrist chuds complaining about bernie bros flipping to trump and now they‘d rather vote for wife beaters and genocide deniers than an arabic guy lmfao
It's *extremely* funny that the GOP's base is more racist than they are loyal to Trump. To be a fly on the wall of Smith's campaign right now lmao
Seems like an upset might be brewing in the GOP primary in #MI08 to take on Dem Rep. Kristen McDonald Rivet. Trump endorsed Amir Hassan, but he currently trails an absolute nobody who suspended his campaign a month ago by a wide margin.
I talk a big game about being an edgelord but if you place a pair of socially inept lovesick dweebs in front of me who keep circling each other page after page after page building up to a single solitary kiss I will mark the fuck out because I am also a huge romantic sap
When your friend shows off their new piece of art and it's blueberry inflation diaper vore
It's amazing how every "writer" promoting AI is instantly revealed to be a scammer, they don't even try to hide it. It's like they think we're stupid too
It's not like she's profiting from an ai writers app or anything oh wait
AES winning can't be a bigger deal than Mamdani's win was, because beating Cuomo in the Democratic Party Death Star was fucking crazy, but this is pretty close. Dude fought APAIC and won. Absolutely stunning stuff.
couple months ago: let's show these assholes why americans are drowning in medical and other personal debt now: wait what we don't even have the weaponry now either
Wife went to the weed store and bought a disposable on accident. She opened it and it said part of the proceeds went to wildlife preservation. I made a grunt cause I feel like they're just saying that. Then, "oh huh, comes with a sticker" and hands me this. Snare drum, curtains.
someone on twitter asked me how I square the concept of sex work with being a communist. I said the utopian communism is a philosophical thought experiment meant to be an eternally sought after goal to re-examine and remove defaults of capitalism. he said this was a "gooner lib moment."
Out: getting embarrassed going to the convenience store for condoms In: getting embarrassed going to the supplement store for pygeum, saw Palmetto, and zinc
Well that workout on pre was fucking crazy but I did it and I'm getting burger
he's the walking definition of "Extremely large Controversy page on Wikipedia." Well he's not the walking definition any more because he's fucking dead and isn't walking anywhere.
I had no idea who Rod Liddle was before he died and now that he's dead I'm astonished no one tried to get rid of him sooner.
friend asks me for advice about a fight scene and I think to myself, ".....those are like sex scenes, right? I think I can try." because my life exists in Opposites Land.
update: holy shit I took less than a full scoop and I am Temmie'ing like mad
H Oi Temmie Undertale Pixel Art
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Have to work out today and I slept like shit so I'm gonna take some pre and see if that helps. My coworker said "if you've never taken it, go light or it'll turn you into Cornholio" which is exactly the reference I needed to understand what he means.
i cannot get over how funny the moderation tag on this is
"Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s
We're discovering new levels of pedocon theory previously believed impossible. This fucking psycho needs to go. I won't specify where.
My least favorite part of "(sexual subject) addiction" is the sheer volume of people who can't grasp libido differences and immediately try to clinicize them so they don't have to introspect in the slightest, which makes up more of the APA and the DSM than I like.