Caldera

@caldera.bsky.social

Horny Honey Badger, 24, he/him, married (open) Can I hit you with things?!? I keep @tondaly.bsky.social locked up. 18+ AGE IN BIO OR BLOCKED Check out our Telegram channel for full length posts: https://t.me/CalderaTondalyAD

DOINK DOINK DOINK 🎉🎉🎉 Couldn't get this idea out of my head until I made it real.

In 1985, it was discovered that the Pittsburgh Pirate Parrot had used cocaine during several games and introduced players to cocaine by serving as middle man between drug dealers and players” THANK YOU to everyone who came to Fur Ball last night!!!

CW: heavier bruising Sitting will remind you for a week after this, but at least the worst of your unusual proclivities will remain hidden under your shorts. — Did you know it hurts more to be smacked on the backs of the thighs than the ass? Less bodyfat, just as big and firm muscles. Fucking burns

CW: caning Your cries saturate the air until it's humid with your masochism. It condenses against my lips, and soothes my parched throat like honey. — Putting the S&M in BDSM this week~

Sex is better for everybody when there’s only one cock that matters. Inferior dogs get fucked and have no say. Cum only goes in, never comes out. 😵‍💫

And you may ask yourself, "How do I type with paws?" And you may ask yourself, "Where is my human sized bed?" And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful dog crate" And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful collar"