Caleb Goellner

@calebgoellner.bsky.social

Eisner, Webby, & Telly Award-winning writer. GHOST CAGE at Image Comics TMNT x Naruto at IDW Minnie Pouches in the MicroRealm at Top Shelf

I could never be a comic book writer influencer dispensing advice on the internet. Not because I don’t have the knowledge. Not because I don’t want to help. But because I don’t know how to edit pug farts out of audio.

Sometimes I wonder if the reason people have become so counterproductively entrenched in various political positions is because the internet robbed us of our ability to pointlessly argue about unverifiable pop culture minutia.

Had a racing comic I wanted to make, but the pitch has warped into critical pastiche. Top drivers are now just riding robo taxis for betting app simps, then smiling for mindless petrochemical content slop. It was never moral or responsible, but at least racing used to be… fast?

Still not 100% after sinus surgery last week, so I gotta sit out SDCC. Hoping 75% of the people I see there once a year will want to hang out back in LA, where we live within 5 miles of one another.