Tonight's victory pour is a wee Glenn of Smokey Hill Barrel Proof. Not quite hazmat at 134 proof, but still strong enough to take a grease spot off the driveway. If you can get passed the assault from the proof, this thing has a depth a flavor like nothing else I own.

Reese Taylor gets a TFL and the booth said the broncos "made a little adjustment" Taylor is 5'9 185 Lol brutal

THE BRONCOS PUNTER DOESN'T HAVE A HEADSHOT LMAO

Tornado and >2in hail warnings all over Eastern Colorado. People don't realize that 40 miles east of Colorado Springs is Kansas. It just takes another 150 miles to officially reach the border.

Why does Trey Smack look so much like Jordy Nelson

I just ruined my own day so now you guys have to read this thing that fell out of my skull

I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub@callmematub.bsky.social · 10h ago

If the fail mary were a person, they would be starting their freshman year of high school

They just said an in-house golf simulator and a juice bar is a recruiting tool for free agents. I have both of those things at my house. Joey Bosa isn't signing with me any time soon.

erin alyce@herooine.bsky.social · 11h ago

listening to the opponents' broadcast is brutal

Bo Nix threw the ball 5 yards in the air on a screen The announcers are acting like he just dropped it in a bucket from 65 while being tackled. Jesus Christ, dude. Have some self respect

HEY DO YOU NOW WHY THEY CALL IT A TEXAS ROUTE?! BECAUSE YOU END UP WITH AN OPEN FIELD THE SIZE OF TEXAS

It's preseason, Surtain. Calm your tits

We had a block party over the weekend and I learned that like 75% of my neighbors smoke. Which feels wild. What feels less wild is they all smoke American Spirits. I haven't had a cigarette in 15 years, and not a day goes by that I don't think could be improved with a Camel wide menthol.

Name that former packer!

Guy in front of me at McDonald's has a 3%, Molon Labe, and Don't Tread on Me sticker next to a thin blue line one ... Mother fucker can you even READ?

He's using it to search for his wife that totally exists you guys seriously she's real

David at FOIAball@foiaball.com · last wk.

Aaron Rodgers is obsessed with his own privacy. His neighbors? Not so much. After moving to a new town, Rodgers used a cutout to secretly fund the local police department’s Flock-style surveillance program. www.foiaball.com/p/aaron-rodg...

Ah....I see it's going to be another Frt McDoodie year, I suppose.

The Madden 27 soundtrack is amazing. It really is a return to greatness after a long drought. And then you log into MUT and see Vince Vaughn is the head coach of the Bears. What in the shit

Noah kahan fans at Coors field just did the wave for FOUR rounds It was like a gold package Lambeau game when the Packers are on offense

Currently having tapas at a place called Barcelona and MERCILESSLY comparing it to my experience in the actual city. Snootiest meal of my life. I'm having a blast

You can't call a Diet Coke a "fridge cig" unless you take the first can out of the box, flip it upside down, and put it back before grabbing a different one

Playing Forza Horizon 6 and bought a car to complete the weekly challenge. Lamborghini Huracán. I chose a dark-green color. 8yo daughter: Hey dad, that's a LamborGREENi I was speechless.

More renovation progress. Tore out the 90s railing in landlord white and replaced it with steel posts/tension wire. Need to do the molding, but I had a brad nail push back through some trim I was reinstalling and it went into my thumb. So I'm on PUP for a few days.

this owns www.inverse.com/input/cultur...

The adorable love story behind Wikipedia’s 'high five' photos

Nearly 14 years later, the tale of this iconic couple can finally be told.

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Ghost has been killing it with the branded flavor energy drinks. Discussing the perfection of the 7up one with @ferdturgeson.bsky.social gave me an idea: Vernors flavored Ghost energy

Gallery rail costs about $100 per shelf. Or you can get hammered finish spray paint, dowels, and crafting wood bits for $30 total to do 8 shelves. All it costs is hours and hours and hours of effort and your sanity. Oh and some blisters.

1.1 million lost on 132 million operating income. That's a rounding error. For reference, if your household income was $132,000 a year you would go over budget by $91 a month. This is sensationalist drivel. I can't wait for the off-season to end.

Matt Lombardo@mattlombardo.bsky.social · 4w ago

According to Sportico, they had an operating loss of $1.1 million last season … Time will tell, but as great as the current structure is for fans and how idyllic they are as a franchise in that regard, I genuinely wonder if this model is sustainable. www.sportico.com/leagues/foot...

I just tried to shoot a wolf spider with a nail gun. Nail guns won't fire unless they're pressed against something. I ended up hitting it with a piece of base molding and now I need to cut a new piece of base molding

The signal for challenging is the same as the signal you give to fellow motorcyclists that there's cops ahead. The Brewers didn't challenge this. Ipso facto, the Brewers are cops.

Curt Hogg@cyrthogg.bsky.social · last mo.

This one might take the cake for worst challenge decision of the year for the Brewers.

Dang they really got a category for everything

10 or 11 year old kid at the park playing with my son. He's got a mullet and his name is Atlas I asked him if he was named after someone and, I swear to God this is true, Atlas shrugged.

Do you think the "I'll call now" Sears commercial guy ever gets recognized?