This is when she was really doomed

Money out of politics. Money in your pocket. Medicare for All. Michigan... We won. I am so proud to be your Democratic nominee for US Senate. Let's win in November.

in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this

i eat pussy like i'm desperately trying to get all the cheese out of one of those cheese cups from taco bell

The Ghostbusters are here, Mr. Mayor.

people will try to tell you salt is salt it doesn't matter where it comes from, etc. but, personally? i think sea salt is superior to assault

That decal

TeenagePhlebotomy@teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 2d ago

I saw this while I was out on the job today.

ask not for whom the unc chops. he chops for thee.

i would simply not take my family to gawk at the sex hole

JAV Titles@jav.scd.lol · 2d ago

Don't Ever Peep Inside This Hole! - Wife Fucks With A Stranger & Daughter Has Sex With Her Own Father & Housewife Has Sex With Her Husband's Older Brother! My Mother Has Sex With My Grandpa!

I bested you in combat, please respond

Nature is healing

Reuters@reuters.com · 19h ago

American Bar Association rejects plan to scrap DEI rule for law schools reut.rs/3Rz2PvX

(at the freak park) it’s nice to be able to let them off the leash

brb gotta go vote for a socialist

wow what a blessing to exist

Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this

after doing some basic research I have concluded that the world is a vampire

Nancy Reagan picking up guys in the afterlife:

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 2d ago

RFK Jr: I will literally eat anything. I don't have a gag reflex

jiu jitsu butt lift 🤝 brazilians creating huge asses

Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d ago

He will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"

Nancy Reagan picking up guys in the afterlife:

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 2d ago

RFK Jr: I will literally eat anything. I don't have a gag reflex

The world needs fat guys. The world does not need chuds

Avengers: Doomsday

G O A T

Indrapramit Das@indrapramitdas.bsky.social · 2d ago

O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU? (2000) DP: Roger Deakins

AI bros sharing videos where everyone looks like this with the caption "Hollywood is PANICKING"

Retro Commercial Screens@retro-commercials.bsky.social · 2d ago

"Hey do you want to hear what the CEO of..." No.

he sharehold my value til I market cap

Frequently bought together

@puzzmo.com is right there and all their games are fantastic

cait (and adonis)@cait.bsky.social · 2d ago

there's crossword puzzles everywhere. wordle is ripped off from fucking Mastermind. you're not going to die if you don't play your little games. grow up

It's funny how he just did a big project with Keanu Reeves who really lives all that martial arts zen stuff and spent a good chunk of his pre-John Wick career being an easy target for jokes about his surfer dude accent and what you never see Keanu do is talk like this.

Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d ago

He will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"