Calum Novak-Mitchell

@calumnm.bsky.social

Folk music, ttrpgs, books etc

For me personally, the main effect of the football result is that the gig I’m attending on Sunday night will actually have an audience. At one point I did wonder if it would end up with just me, alone in a field with Black Country, New Road.

Aliya Whiteley's Greensmith is *great*. But it's weird to read a novel where at least part of the idea is a Metafictional Satire of the Structures and Themes Underpinning Doctor Who, when that's also what actual Doctor Who has been doing for most of the last 20 years.

Rough day, so have a poem about the Jar of Moles in the Grant Zoology Museum in London that everyone has regarded as too thoroughly batshit to publish

Jar of Moles (Grant Zoology Museum, London)
crittery dozened things each pink snout snootling
formaldehyde up it's bamboozler which poor fuck
had to collect them out in the dirt with a shovel
here moley moley  	BONK . I’m only gonna
put you in a jar and let tourists go eww at you
for the next two hundred years god look at me
for two hundred years I’d do anything look 
mummy, one of them’s licking the glass—
honey it's dead  velvety sweet sardined hope
their ghosts are friends teeming in a molish
afterlife dark and circular everything worm-
flavoured tasty buggy snackerels what if 
you smashed the mole jar? vinegared
moles spilling out flaccid & swimming
everyone screaming someone saying Freddy
you gotta get us a new jar of moles—
—goddammit boss I  never asked for any of this
A jar of wet preserved moles, the jar is very full and all the little hands, feet and snoots mark it as both upsetting and fascinating

I reckon this is 100% the case in Oxford. Was taken aback by the Big Sainsburys being all flagged up, as I hadn't seen them anywhere else, and it felt like I'd accidentally tumbled into some sort of bad rally.

Ed Jefferson@edjefferson.com · 2mo ago

Maybe this will change if the team gets through more rounds but it feels like there are actually less England flags around than there would otherwise have been because people don't want to look like mental racists.

The weird thing is that from one perspective the government has done pretty much everything that I'd want a labour government to do. The employment rights bill, the renters rights bill, massive investment in renewable energy, VAT on private schools... This is *exactly* why I joined the party! /1

Shops closing early in my home city today because a fascist thug has been invited to speak by one of its many centuries-old institutions. On a normal day, Oxford feels like a pluralist and forward-thinking place. Always a jolt when you see the shadows creeping in.

You can really feel the bump when switching from a novel with perfect, graceful precise prose (Joanna Kavenna’s Seven, what a book) to one that is straining so hard for Poetic and Literary Style that the whole thing feels like undigestible sludge.

Tonight on Mythic Bastionland: our first army-v-army battle; a new npc who the players decided “looks like Lance Reddick, acts like George Michael”, instantly turning him into the coolest guy ever; and a planned sea voyage with a small navy in a way the rules absolutely don’t account for. Good game!

The deep spookiness of seeing a real person read out text that was clearly generated by AI. "This has a powerful impact. It's not just a small change - it's a quiet revolution in how we do things". Oh really - that's a real thought you had and wanted to express is it?

Arturo UI at the RSC: proof you can get away with didacticism as long as the play is extremely good. My wife and I were trying to work out if we've ever seen Mark Gatiss be as good in anything else as he is here... and I think not, but only because he's never given anything as chewy as this to do.