You should have to be a eunuch to work in the White House.
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Working in a pharmacy will convince you that adderall needs to be illegal. Ritalin, Vyvanse, Focalin, all those patients are fine and normal. Adderall patients are fucking feral. No offense if youre on adderall, but switch to a different drug for the love of god.
People in the south start acting like the buzzard from looney tunes when you ask them if they wanna get a flu shot
Establishment media already trying to give dems an out from having to do anything for the people who got them into office. Glad Warlock didn’t bite.
Sean@stholeary.bsky.social · 2d agoSen. Warnock was just asked on CNN if Dems will focus on costs *or* corruption, and he responded "We can walk & chew gum at the same time." Hell yes, that is the message.
”What about our washed up nation of pasty scumbags? Don’t you want us to like you?!”
Nate O@nateo.bsky.social · 2d ago🫡
Enjoy the posting everyone but remember that now the real work begins: more posting
Wow, SC actually did it. Rest in pieces, Lindsay Graham, you stupid bastard.
Between Texas, Kansas, and the Carolinas, the Dems have obtained a BBQ majority
I’ll say the same thing I said last year: My brother in christ, you’re eating at McDonalds. Lower your expectations.
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 3d agoMcDonald’s must face lawsuit over McRib, judge rules Consumers allege the sandwich’s name and shape misleadingly suggest it contains rib meat
Why would he do that? What would he stand to gain?
Matt Steinglass@mattsteinglass.bsky.social · 3d agoSometimes you dodge many bullets only to run into other bullets. AES is an extremely talented politician. His defense of religious freedom in the “Tommy” confrontation was fantastic. His danger zone is a reluctance to show grace to opponents.
Matt Schlapp be like “Who’s dick do I have to suck to get some votes around here? Please tell me.”
Andy Vitek@avitek.bsky.social · 3d agoOh so it's BAD bad in Kansas.
Im not used to actually caring about the SC senate race. Now that Lindsay graham is dead the boomers cant just vote for the same asshole over and over again.
It is a very simple rule of social interaction that the more a person talks about “drama”, the more sure you can be that they are the source of all their own problems.
Eli Valley@elivalley.bsky.social · 4d agoHaley Stevens media tour: "I Oppose Drama"
Were you or were you not present at Howth Castle and environs when the fall (bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonner- ronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthur- nuk!) happened?
Nick Daly@nickdaly.eurosky.social · 4d agoAh, the infamous James Joyce Court, famous for handing down long sentences
See, I feel like most people wouldn’t NEED to say that about themselves
The Irish Times@irishtimes.com · 4d agoRussell Brand is not a ‘psychopath who rapes people and thinks it’s normal’, court told
Finally got my $1.50 hot dog and drink at costco and goddamn…
I hate the cultural era of confident ignorance and ragebait farming. I'm so mad I had to read the sentence "Ken Russell's The Devils is Cocomelon for Criterion Closet adults". What are you fucking TALKING about. I should be allowed to drive a car into your house
White people love being named “Frankenstein’s Monster”
I feel like not enough people appreciate Patrick Stewart’s voice work on American Dad. The joke of “let’s get Patrick to say a bunch of crazy shit” really had legs.
They’re calling it “ennui”, and it’s “faire fureur” among the “petit bourgeoisie”
Using alt text in solidarity with your fellows is a greater act of resistance than whatever the fuck this is. Crawl out of your own asshole.
If you’ve got South Carolinians saying stuff like that, you know you done fucked up.
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · last wk.Wow