Cam T. Skele-Mann
@camc.bsky.social
Bluesky’s self-proclaimed Middest Poster of 2023 six years running
I hate the cultural era of confident ignorance and ragebait farming. I'm so mad I had to read the sentence "Ken Russell's The Devils is Cocomelon for Criterion Closet adults". What are you fucking TALKING about. I should be allowed to drive a car into your house
I feel like not enough people appreciate Patrick Stewart’s voice work on American Dad. The joke of “let’s get Patrick to say a bunch of crazy shit” really had legs.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, i did not expect that one.
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 2d agoLOS ANGELES (AP) — Stage giant Patrick Stewart, of ‘Star Trek’ and 'X-Men' fame, dies at 86. -
They’re calling it “ennui”, and it’s “faire fureur” among the “petit bourgeoisie”
Using alt text in solidarity with your fellows is a greater act of resistance than whatever the fuck this is. Crawl out of your own asshole.
If you’ve got South Carolinians saying stuff like that, you know you done fucked up.
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 2d agoWow
I've never been overly impressed by the microwave oven, which allows the operator no opportunity to develop virtue.
Fuck funko pops, I’m starting a scrub daddy collection
Jim@jimstewart.bsky.social · 4d agoWe put up the tree already.
Broke: Doing CPR to Stayin Alive Woke: Doing CPR to Another One Bites the Dust Bespoke: Doing CPR to Psycho Killer
Had to take my cpr test in this weird closet this morning. I did not speak to a single living human until someone piped up from the webcam to tell me I could ask for help if I needed it.
Implying that any member of the NYPD was gonna be in there hooping if he wasn’t using it.
Chris Sommerfeldt@c-sommerfeldt.bsky.social · 5d agoNew: Mayor Zohran Mamdani and a group of his friends have been secretly using the NYPD Police Academy’s gymnasium in Queens to play pickup basketball — scrambling some operations at the facility. w/ @grahamrayman.bsky.social & Joe Anuta www.politico.com/news/2026/10...
Oh thank god it’s fixed. I was really jonesing there for a while
Well, bluesky’s broken on mobile. See you guys in 24-48 hours
Had a dream the other night that I was buying cigarettes. Idk what that’s about.
Even money that case is empty and he just put it up there to fill space
Jane@jane.meangirls.online · last wk.Oh my god
My Airbnb host is claiming the right of primae noctis during my honeymoon.
GenAAaarghhvieve 🧟♀️@gensibayan.bsky.social · last wk.My air b&b host is telling me to stop crying via the hidden camera and keeps saying the camera adds £15
I can’t wait for 80 percent of the US GDP to evaporate into thin air when this bubble bursts
Mar Hicks@histoftech.bsky.social · 2w ago“Oh no! I accidentally told my kinds that trans people exist when I was yelling at them about how their favorite disney characters were actually men!”
Erin Reed@erininthemorning.com · last wk.Conservative parents are now lamenting that the anti-trans ad blitz is teaching their children that transgender people exist. "We're practically talking the very things we don't want into existence." Read the reddit post and our story on it here. Subscribe to support our journalism.
*sees the coolest vehicle ever made* Wtf is Wrong with this thing?
KetAnthropic JoshAI@ketanjoshi.co · last wk.The American mind cannot process a vehicle that is not designed to kill as many pedestrian children as possible
If I was a boomer and simply falling over was enough to kill me, I would probably try not to be such a fucking prick all the time.