About to find out how many mojitos a woman can drink in Puerto Rico. Also welcome recommendations of where to go and what to eat if you have. I’m kid-free! 🎉
Crying over Deborah Vance getting late night like I know her (yes, I’m very behind).
And just constantly posting content of her eating and cooking. Tuh.
Helluva Bottom Carter@nicju.blacksky.app · 2d agoPadma Lakshmi is unreasonably fine.
We have to sit with this
Eric Umansky@ericumansky.bsky.social · 6d agoPrisciliano Trejo Ricano came to the U.S. at 3yrs old. ICE took him this June. He was 29. He told his family he didn't feel right but ICE wouldn't give him medical attention. After a month, ICE finally moved him to a hospital Prisciliano died five days later enlacelatinonc.org/en/Young-Mex...
A lot more coloreds at the Delaware beaches since I came here a few years ago. This is my last time though, so good luck and yall be easy.
This month’s book club book is so awful, I cannot finish this. I want to talk to every positive “reviewer”
My parents and the in-laws have made me so very tired on this trip, I am truly not ready for this.
Yes, this is weird, but it’s also poorly written!
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Hannity: "My President, Lindsey probably has a heavenly version of Mar-a-Lago. It may even be a little bigger. I wouldn't be surprised if he added one big beautiful ballroom and an arch somewhere on the property. Because he would want to obviously duplicate his dearest friend in life. You."
if this girl was in hijab they’d have her duct taped to her seat what are we doing
Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · last wk.Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...
He is fine but my dad briefly went into the hospital after we left and I would really like to give up the Eldest Daughter title and become Baby Boy. How do I go about that?
Algo algorithming bc im deeply #TeamYucateco
Surly Amy@surlyamy.bsky.social · 2w agoEl Yucateco is the best hot sauce. If you haven’t tried it already these are my favorite flavors. This is NOT a paid post but I would 100% accept a sponsorship from them. I’d make hot sauce food and art all day if I could.
This is like the most beautiful summer day in DC ever. We get like 3 of these a year, if we’re lucky.
What happens after 36??? You know what, nevermind, let me stay in women’s business.
MonsterKing@cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 2w agoYou only legally allowed to measure your meat three times. Once at 16, again at 23 and then at 36 to see what you've lost due to stress.
Listen, imma support, but witnessing people pivot to becoming influencers makes me cringe in my body.
Thanks to JetBlue’s fuckery I am flying out of the newly-renamed PBI tomorrow and I am ANNOYED
Reunited with the homie in Florida. These dad visits are harder and harder lately, but glad we are here.
Kiddo heard a radio commercial for a “sexy bikini contest” and had….questions. But his first one was “Do the people in it want to be in it?” and I appreciate that that’s his first concern.