Candy Bastard

@candybastard.bsky.social

bully bear

Sometimes I think about all the smug, oily faces I won't get to beat up and it makes me depressed. I fall off the social media wagon, nerds start to feel safe, and shit falls apart. I have to get over myself, get online and punch their frigging lights out!

>[modern talking growl] >YOU’RE NOW LISTENING TO >[robot servo whirring] KORPS RADIO >[laser charging sound] >WHERE WE MAKE YOUR ENTIRE SYSTEM MOSH >[vocoded effeminate moan] >[dialup connecting] >THIS ISN’T YOUR BROODMOTHERS STATION >[Wesley Willis - Rock and Roll McDonalds starts playing] #korps

Final of three post cards I drew for a local charity event, this time it's my lady Lonnie, daintily thrusting forth her sword! 🗡️🐰

Barbarian rabbit lady posing with a sword. Ink and marker on recycled B6 cardboard.