Cantante Cerdo
@cantantecerdo.bsky.social
Food Sexter, Tampon-Purchasing Feminist Icon, Certified Hater, GroceryBro
Lol cry harder and die mad bitch Gonna be hilarious when his recount determines he lost by more
Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 3h agoMike Lindell has finally surfaced after losing his primary for MN governor. He says his election was rigged and stolen because there was “major deviations and anomalies on election night” and he’s demanding a recount.
#sext Pad Kra Pao with ground turkey, garden basil, red bell pepper, carrots, garden serrano chiles, and a sauce made from light and dark soy, fish, and oyster sauces.
Today’s harvest from the garden. Tomatoes have largely stopped producing but the chiles are still going crazy. This is maybe 1/3 of the serranos and jalapeños (rest a touch too small) and the chile pequin plant has probably 3 dozen that need to ripen
MAGA Squeaky Fromme here gives me the heebie jeebies
Justin Baragona@justinbaragona.bsky.social · yesterdayAccording to CNN, Natalie Harp once jumped into the trunk of an SUV after getting into a screaming match with other Trump staffers after being denied a seat in the motorcade heading to a Trump trial appearance. www.cnn.com/2026/08/18/p...
Rough rough rough night. Son of Cerdo threw up in his bed last night (he’s fine, just ate too much I think) so we had an emergency re-bedding at like 12:30, and kiddo is already up for school, but is *dragging* I got a sterling 3 hours of sleep after getting 3 1/2 hours the night before
It’s been a long day so Son of Cerdo and I are crossing the finish line watching Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
Dude, it’s been 4 1/2 years and you haven’t given us part 2 yet
/kicks down door, grabs @defnotadino.bsky.social because she knows: DAIRY FREEZE & JAKE’S PIZZA
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 5d agoName a place from your youth you miss.
Republicans will turn around the second a Democrat is in office and blame this entirely on them (not entirely wrong)
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5d ago“We need to face facts that the US military is in terrible shape and it will continue to get worse under the present leadership. This is in some ways the greatest scandal in US history. The US has spent about $9 TRILLION on defense since 2016, and has created this deeply flawed, deteriorating force”
I have been listening to leaf blowers nonstop since 7:30 AM, @eboldy.bsky.social I swear to god I’m about to go out and throw rocks at these people
lol that Jayden Daniels beef with LSU is the most immature embarrassing shit ever
Princess Woobers (Ruby) climbs on top of me on couch for some loving. Me, Bob Seger voice: LOVING ON MY NIGHT WOOBS TRYIN TO PET MY FURRY CUDDLY GOOF!
The school is doing a fundraiser today and we have to order Papa John’s and the things I do for my son I swear to god
#showusyourcans Latest salsa, JULIAN VS. THE VOLCANO, made at the request of my buddy Julian, who wanted my attempt at a super hot variety Included the pepper bill for reference
#sext Fusilloni with rose sauce made with garden tomatoes, heavy cream, roasted garlic, and 24 month aged Parmigiano Reggiano, with Italian sausage and wilted spinach. Finished with lemon juice, olive oil, finely grated Pecorino Romano and garden basil chiffonade
I need you to consider how funny his first appearance would have been after Iran killed a plane full of journalists plus, say, Marco Rubio. Picture his face not even hinting at the idea that he should show sympathy or empathy. Instead, a goofy pride that he tricked them. He can't stop grinning
Kanter getting cooked by a woman not even in the wnba here:
The core of this is two fold: 1) Absolute sheer idiocy 2) Pediatricians charging additional visits to insurance companies which will in turn raise everyone’s premiums
David_j_roth@davidjroth.bsky.social · last wk.This is one of the longest-running shithead Trump opinions. He was talking about how The Vaccines Are Too Big Now, they put 72oz right into the baby, back when he was mostly posting photos of his golf courses and saying Bette Midler had "gone bananas." Of course he will believe it until he dies.
There is no hell hot enough for this kind of guy, the exact kind of "fraud, waste, and abuse" guy who make it so American life is interminably difficult for people who actually need help. He does not want to do anything — play basketball, be a Senator, be a regular person. He wants to complain.
One of the many easily accessible messages the Democrats should be employing is “Trump and his goons have essentially poisoned your food”
Tyler King@tyleraking.com · last wk.RECALL: Taylor Farms is pulling pre-packaged salsa and guacamole for contaminated jalapenos.
bobby eggers when he's being incomprehensible: 😍 bobby eggers when he's making some sense: 😐
Post you from a different era in your life
Ducky 🦆@justducky.bsky.social · last wk.Post you from a different era in your life
