George Santos: "I've always played James Bond. And I always will."

The Independent@the-independent.com · 11h ago

James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’

<rant> How can we have hope for a better future when Democratic lawmakers continue to be f**king useless?</rant>

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 2d ago

CARTOON OF THE DAY (if you know who made this let us know)

Been watching #CapeFear and I feel like every single person in the main family is TERRIBLE at decision-making.

"Hey, Boss! Big Butts!" #SharkTale

NPR@npr.org · 4d ago

Vincent Pastore appeared in movies dating back to the 1980s and had roles in big movies including "Goodfellas" and "Awakenings," both in 1990. n.pr/4fzrl9t

Me: [takes a few seconds to report/block an account on IG] IG: [Mark spent a few extra seconds here. He must want more like this!]

Working on a data analysis project based on a survey. My data includes a "Gender" column that was a free text field, so I have many different values. For my friends in the #LGBTQ community, what source would you recommend I use for standardizing that column respectfully and inclusively?

This is a little on-the-nose, huh?

It's only a matter of time before someone tries to put Oxygen behind a paywall.

Lettuce without Cyclospora is woke lettuce. Biden lettuce. All this lettuce you're doing... you haven't done good lettuce in a long time. My ball room will take care of this.

#ProTip Microsoft #Copilot is TERRIBLE at helping with the new #Fabric CLI (Command-Line Interface).

Configuring the CLI to use a service principal was a major PITA. Even with Copilot helping, it took about an hour and involved manually editing config files. It's working now, but... damn...

Mark Vaillancourt@cantjuggle.bsky.social · 2w ago

Woohoo! After wrestling with a Python installation issue, I have the Fabric CLI microsoft.github.io/fabric-cli/ installed. #Nerd

Woohoo! After wrestling with a Python installation issue, I have the Fabric CLI microsoft.github.io/fabric-cli/ installed. #Nerd

MULDER [slapping down plane tix]: Hope you packed your rain coat, Scully. SCULLY: Seattle? Mulder it's the weekend, what- MULDER [handing her a file] Confirmed sightings, Scully. This is big SCULLY [eyes wide]: My God Mulder, what am I looking at here? MULDER: The locals are calling it.. JIMOTHY

Heartbreaking episode. AI is NOT your friend. But it can pretend to be. It can be hard for someone having a hard time to remember or understand that. AI is a tool. It has its uses. Support for people struggling with mental health is not one of them.

Depresh Mode with John Moe@depreshmode.bsky.social · 2w ago

Also in this episode, we take a close look at the mental health effects you might not have thought of from GLP-1 meds like Ozempic and Zepbound. You can definitely lose weight but it can then get kind of existential. maximumfun.org/episodes/dep...

#ProTip Honest recruiters don't claim to work for someone other than what their LinkedIn profile shows OR use hotmail emails. Stay safe out their, fellow job-seekers.

Me: I'm going to continue working on my Fabric solution today! Allergies: The f**k you are.

#Truth my dear lady. Truth.

Helen Zaltzman@helenzaltzman.bsky.social · 3w ago

gender-affirming care for cis men www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

I've been making a scaled-down version of the Microsoft Fabric solution I delivered to a client recently in my own environment (with public data). Super fun. And cool. Also, Notebooks are the absolute bomb.

"Gdansk and Moose Jaw" is the name of my Buffalo Springfield cover band.

John Moe@johnmoe.bsky.social · 4w ago

There are many rewards to being a fan of an obscure artist. The music, obviously. And the feeling of being in on a wonderful secret. The downside is looking for where you can go see them but the only dates they have are in, like, Gdansk and Moose Jaw.

Easing back into social media after a good break. Also, I didn't get a single Emmy nomination. WTF, you guys?!

Holy Saturday, Batman!

On this Good Friday, it is worth noting the vast number of self-identifying Christians in the United States that think Jesus Christ was a white supremacist fuck.

Break me off a piece of that Kit... holy shit. There's so much!

Dustin Mueller@sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Someday, someone will write the story of The Great KitKat Heist of 2026.

I feel like they just ask themselves what the stupidest thing to do would be. And the do that. Shouldn't they have done something sensible even by accident at this point?

Pam Donald J Trump & Bondi

A SQL query that replaces a meaningful column name with "Date" makes me sad.

"I LOVE SELECT * in Production" ~ No one ever

Val Kilmer isn’t being resurrected. Val Kilmer is not starring in anything new. Whatever this is, it’s not “his new film” or “his performance”. Variety should understand what death is.

Your Favorite Bad Movie Podcast@favoritebadmovie.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Hell is full, so we're making Hell 2.0 right here in the good old U.S. of A.

Trump: We need to get out of NATO! Also Trump: NATO, help us!