CapnMarrrrk

@capnmarrrrk.bsky.social

Your parasocial pocket pal in STL. Content Manager, wanna be Guitar Guy but terminally online Void Screamer, Book loving costume wearer. He/Him

I was forced to buy this expensive bottle of tequila. FORCED because it's beautiful. Sure I could have bought the lesser tequila for $15 less with the same exact but blue bottle but I didn't want to buy no lesser quality tequila. It's really goooood

A green bottle of El Magico tequila. An opaque light green bottle with magical symbols embossed on it. Some hands, the dripping eye, the phases of the moon, sigils with a gold ball cap.

Review Masters of the Universe (2026) I have no connection to the source material and found it a delight. Positive masculinity, friendship! It's like Thor: Ragnarok and Flash Gordon had a baby. "This movie could be made better with a soundtrack by Queen." 10 min later...also Brian May guitar.

Having to clean and organize my house for a political event really shows me my ADHD in action: a whole kitchen cabinet for just two boxes of Ziploc bags, dog meds assorted dog stuff human meds just scattered everywhere could go into that cabinet. A whole line of drawers go completely unused.

"I'd kill for my child" okay but would you put aside your preconceived notions of gender or sexuality for your child? would you apologize to your child when you're wrong? would you tell your child they can be whoever they want to be, and mean it? your child doesn't need more killing in their name

Lindsey died to distract from Mitch Mitch died to distract ongoing UFO Disclosure UFO Disclosure distracts from the ongoing Iran War The Iran War distracts from The Epstein Files