Internet friendships are like "here's some drawn pornography that made me think of you"
Apple Womangton
@caprovine.bsky.social
Wait I'm thinking. I'm thinking right now. hold on I'm thinking about it. I gotta think about this. Gimme a minute to think about it. I'll get back to you once I've given it some thought. Lemme think on it. I need a moment to thin I'm Joan
People would be calling Shantae a gooner game if it came out today
Spending the big bucks at five below on sanrio figurines and Keychains
The more I fight being a shut in and am around other people I somehow feel equal parts more and less like a person
Apparently central Californians and Vermonters are interchangeable
𝔣𝔩𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔢@fullpup.bsky.social · 2w agoI‘m from Montana. Cowboy up !!!
Do you ever stop feeling like a kid trying to be an adult?
Had delicious yellow watermelon form the farmers market
got home from the farmers market ad got sleepy as hell, now I can't wake up! Trapped in bed forever....
Do you think it'd feel good to get plush vored or would it be like when you get trapped under a big winter blanket and start getting claustrophobic
Made 2 plain sourdough and 1 chocolate vanilla marble loaf this weekend
Trump might be a covert vegan operative on a mission to make everyone either go vegan or get a prion disease.
Christening my new Dutch oven by making un yummy delicioso
Just clocked out of my shift at the piss me off factory and you'll never guess what I am
Seeing the guy that plays Peter Parkers chubby friend in MCU have a dramatic weight-loss is blackpilling me. Woke has done nothing to fix Hollywood, it just keeps getting worse
I have to learn new things at work and it pissing me off
Accidentally draws the most urusawa face ever while waiting for my dough to rest
