As everyone knows, the best humor is the kind you have to explain.
Richard Feynman was an American theoretical physicist who shared the 1965 Nobel Prize in Physics. He emphasized practical wisdom and deep curiosity over formal credentials. “Never confuse education with intelligence; you can have a PhD and still be an idiot.”
🇳🇴Norway🇳🇴, and Erling Haaland in particular, are just having the time of their lives this World Cup. Love it.
President Senile Pedophile just personally intervened to help a birthright citizen play soccer for the USA while also trying to end birthright citizenship in the USA.
Happened to catch a Fox News segment on how much Foreign visitors for the World Cup are raving about the US. Of course, no where in it did they mention that 10 of the 11 Host Cities are Blue to VERY Blue. 😀
🌎🇨🇻 Lionel Messi on Cape Verde: “Some people might underestimate certain teams… but we knew this was NEVER going to be an easy match”. “That’s what makes this World Cup so special. Everything is incredibly close, and every single game is extremely difficult”.
🚨 Lionel Messi: “We already knew this was going to be a very difficult match. It wasn’t a coincidence that this team didn’t lose to Spain or Uruguay”. “These are knockout matches, nobody gives you anything for free”.
“How small they are. How weak. How unoriginal… division is the oldest trick in politics.” Zohran rings in America’s birthday by reminding us our story is one of welcoming immigrants, not excluding everyone who doesn’t look like us. 🇺🇸 Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DaVzyL0...
200 years ago, my ancestor signed the Texas Declaration of Independence. He wrote: “Any duty that would advance the cause of Texas I feel anxious and ever ready to perform…” As I accept your nomination for the US Senate, I make that same commitment to you.
I didn’t doubt him for a second after I saw what he did for the Knicks.
MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · last mo.NEWS: In a stunning upset, Mamdani-backed Darializa Avila Chevalier will defeat five-term incumbent Adriano Espaillat in the NY-13 congressional primary. With victories by Lander, Valdez, and now Avila Chevalier, Mamdani went 3-for-3 with his endorsements in New York City's Democratic primaries.
The reason Obama used water from the river for the reflecting pool and not city water is because city water is treated with orthophosphates, which is food for algae, causing massive blooms that produce cyanotoxins that kill wildlife.
Me celebrating every small nation's goal in the world cup:
Ted Lasso Does Running Man with AFC Richmond
Alt: Ted Lasso Does Running Man with AFC Richmond
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Breaking News from The Halfway Post: BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly furious that the annual ranking of US presidents by a committee of 50 top presidential historians was released today, and the committee almost unanimously ranked Trump’s second term as the worst in US history.
Since I did do my PhD in cyanobacteria growth and treatment optimization modeling AND work in the water treatment industry, I’m gonna share my theory as to what’s happening here and how to fix it. People are focusing on the painted bottom of the pool increasing residual heat, and while that 1/19
derek guy@dieworkwear.bsky.social · 2mo agoRIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter
A Black man with the surname Freeman scored for the USA on Juneteenth in a home World Cup match.
Obama: To Michelle. She did me wrong. She wouldn't let me see her speech. She knew she was going to mess me up and she did it anyway. But she's always made me better. And I could not be more grateful.
I love how happy they all are
Karl Mathews 🌱@cheezdhippt.bsky.social · 2mo agoIt's so refreshing to see some positivity and unity. Stevie Wonder sounds fantastic. Such a contrast. Just joyful and inspiring. Springsteen, Bono and Stevie Wonder help the Obamas open their presidential museum - Los Angeles Times share.google/rUeZ48iF8p0p...
NEWSOM: The Obamas bring a spirit and pride to our nation that’s been so dearly missed 💜
TIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE FOR LIONEL MESSI 🤯
🚨HUGE: Multiple reports show Trump’s political appointees were pressuring prosecutors to “come up with a case” against Governor Gavin Newsom after Trump called for his arrest.
Trump’s own DOJ confirms Governor Gavin Newsom is right | Governor of California
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Michelle Obama appreciation post, our forever First Lady. 💙
It took Mamdani five months to get rid of the NYC deficit and oversee a Knicks title. 🫡
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆 New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!
I don’t mean to sound dramatic or anything but everyone needs to pick up a book and start reading. We are living through a major literacy crisis.
Fox News carries Raskin's entire opening statement in which he ticks through the Trump administration's egregious corruption and extremism