Today is a bag of Doritos for lunch kind of day.
CaptainKingsley
@captainkingsley.bsky.social
A literal dog. King Shep. May or may not fetch. He/Him. Shep life. Whining ❌Wine-ing ✅🍷Midwest. Car culture. Painting. Shinies 🪙 Top dog energy. MFY. 🪡 Tired and uninspired.
The Hubble space telescope takes a new photo of Uranus.
Had an unbelievably good time with some close friends over the last week. Made lots of treats and decided to recreate the cover picture from "The Pastry Shep" while I was at it! 📷: @azzyblue.bsky.social
As some of you know, I've been putting together an online, open source, forever work-in-progress cookbook. For my birthday @azzyblue.bsky.social commissioned this absolutely amazing cover for my book. I'm incredibly touched. It's so good! Thank you Azzy and Mar! 🎨: @trunorth.bsky.social
This is how I’m feel 110%. Forgot to set the coffee machine to peek at home. Coffee shop at work is 10+ people waiting for drinks or to order
All out of coffee on a Friday?! What an absolute tragedy!! I am ready for the weekend. Happy #FursuitFriday 👔 - @moonfiresuits.bsky.social
The worst thing to happen to the consumer the past 20 years is the popularization of the ‘store membership’. I can’t walk into a single market anymore and just get a regular price like everyone else. No, I need to be a member to get your not inflated price. Fuck your memberships and your games.
58 this morning. I forgot how much better hot coffee tastes on a cool, crisp morning. 😫
I broke the rule ;-; If a pupper cuddles you, you can't move. Sadly I had to move and I got this sassy glare I get for going to work vs staying in bed with my little land shark cuddling me.
The Human Centipede is a perfect representation of what Trickle Down Economics looks like.
I’ve had exactly this many treats today and I still want more. Happy Friday and #FursuitFriday 📸 - @idunnoimaskunk.bsky.social Thank you for the picture!
The Texas Roadhouse waitress was nice enough to hook us up with some more rolls, so as a man of culture, I had to make them into French toast.
I showed this to my children and they took their own lives
a quick celebratory piece I did to celebrate the launch day of our game, featuring our main character Gin: store.steampowered.com/app/2582780/...
Why dont you come sit next to me and we can watch the sunset together. 🐾💚 🪡 Dragonfruit Creations (Furswag)
What human actually drinks Celsius energy? The one I tried might actually be the worst energy drink I’ve ever tried.