Keith J Carberry

@carberry.deals

Run Button, Friends at the Table and Media Club Plus

crazy that people from the UK come to america and yearn for our suburbs. imagine being over there and knowing there's something missing from your society and you're like "i know what it is. american suburbs." fucking embarrassing you know that?

apologies for the lateness of the next Media Club Plus, been dealing with multiple pet emergencies and other stuff and i thought monday and yesterday were my days to get it done and it ended up not being possible. definitely this week, maybe today but we might have to go to the vet again

nothing makes me furious like a single family home converted into two or three apartments and the converted spaces get the most dumbass piece of shit kitchens in the world where they couldnt even think far enough ahead to find space for a refrigerator. ill fucking kill you

ive used the three trillion dollars you gave me to almost shit my pants. i just need another 5 trillion and then im going to shit my pants so good. its going to be really awesome make everyone happy (real)

technology became worthless to me when i realized they could never make a pokeball that gets bigger and smaller like on tv. if i can't have that then what's the point of any of it

its so funny to me that the "cat distribution system" thing took off because its a stupid idea from a stupid right wing dork on tiktok who was just spewing his mystical grifter nonsense

i think just a few more cycles of attacking iran, pretending to negotiate, then rug pulling and attacking them during negotiations until we have all the oil we could ever dream of and become the world's most trusted nation

dropped 12 ranks in deadlock because i cant stop getting games like these where im doing perfectly fine and my team is running all over the map refusing to defend any objective and also dying.

BildBildBildBild

i feel like a real american politics understander generally but i do not have my finger on the pulse of why so many americans are total soup brained psychos for donald trump but also the whole freedom250 thing is a total ghost town. like a country of almost 400 million and they couldnt build a crowd