Cardinal Bear
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Gay bear 🐻 | Plant dad 🪴 | Writer ✍️ | Cook 🥘 Down under 🌊 | A little bit 🔞 | ⬆️
Why is Cleveland a diss track? With the rising drum and the whimsical sportsball tune going on, it could’ve been a big, giddy, stadium love song. But she won’t stay on topic. The sound is there. It could’ve been her Grown Ocean. It sounds insecure and I don’t think it’s meant to.
RIP. Cool thing I learned after reading The Decameron is there are 3 forms of plague. This, bubonic and septicemic. The pneumonic version is the most virulent and has an almost 100% fatality rate untreated.
Amee Vanderpool@girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 3d ago🚨 Darya Shipilova, a lab tech at the Irkutsk Anti-Plague Research Institute in Russia has died from contracting PNEUMONIC PLAGUE on Oct. 2, after breaking a test tube containing the pathogen. Now a factory and several hospitals are in quarantine. kyivindependent.com/plague-death...
Okay but in the story he came back to life. Dude rejected the death penalty literally.
Classical music pieces always have leaping foresty type names like The Jork of the Peener.
When you’ve known Michael Tracey was a piece of shit for many years, but it’s not about who got there first, it’s just about us all being there together now.
Golden Girls Hug
ALT: Golden Girls Hug
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You never hear process theologians telling people to have faith. They’re more like ‘trust the process’.
Because the velociraptors are female and they communicate with each other about hunting children, Jurassic Park (1993) passes the Bechdel test.
Going to the kinky dudes having sex factory today. I better not see any kinky dudes having sex.
Actually forgot that Resident Evil 3 starts with Jill Valentine saying straight up: ‘Yeah everyone in Raccoon City rolled over for the evil Umbrella Corporation. So they had to die and be turned into hideous monsters. Sucks! But that’s justice for ya. 🤷♀️’
A guy played this for me just to show me what it was. It’s Kacey Musgraves country music without her voice, social conscience or wit. It just marries her kind of sound to typical country themes. That makes it fine. But that’s all.
Goldstein (still not a pseudonym)@goldstein.latinsky.app · 2w agoLmao
A YouGov poll came out saying straight women don’t want to date bi guys, so they’re still doing this. And a whole lot of people seem to have just realised that this and the ‘women’s rights’ crusade against trans folks is plain old bigotry dressed in woke-sounding language.
Cardinal Bear@cardinalblue.bsky.social · 2mo agoThey’re doing ‘bisexuality is rape’ discourse over on Twitter, in case you wondered what you were missing over here.
Resident Evil seems to be a movie about 'unskilled' labour.
Everybody going wild with ‘Shakespeare’s play is not in Olde English!’ But the article just has ‘sources say’. Can we calm down?
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 2w agoRobert Eggers is set to direct a new film adaptation of ‘ROMEO AND JULIET’. The film will feature the actors speaking in Olde English. (Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)
Feels like Ed Sheeran could've avoided all this by just standing by Macklemore at the cost of those shows? Could've done the 'I will defend to the death your right to say it' schtick. Frame yourself as a loyal friend above all. The attention would've gone to the guy cancelling the shows.
Dear Asexual folks, please continue to dress cunty as fuck. Not only do we all have the pleasure of appreciating you, it drives transphobes like Ophelia Benson nuts.
We’re at the ‘if the law says it, it’s not true’ stage of transphobe cope. This must work for everything the law says. If a UK law said only cis women were women, for example, it’s because they actually aren’t. What fun!
Probably shared this previously. But this is a basic confusion between natural and human rights. ‘Natural’ because they’re derived from a stare of nature framework. ‘Human’ rights are modern standards, such as the right to a fair trial, that obviously require the labour of others.
That darn transphobia. Now we’ve even lost the-the… *friend whispers to me* The who? *friend whispers again* The pre-who? *angry friend whispers again* The RECLAIMERS 🥲
10000000x more disrespectful to the dead than the Kirk memes
Slightly hairy, slightly chonky guys with round bellies and small or medium cocks are as close to perfect as the world gets.
‘He’s my boyfriend’ Yeah well he’s my mutual who always likes my comments cos I say such stupid shit and he’s a little scared of me tbh
Spongebob Squarepants Smiling
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Sorry for having a flat cock and erect opinions, or whatever people say.
Don’t see this meme much now. What ever happened to this guy?
