CareFreeBomb

@carefreebomb.com

I'm a street-walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm https://linktr.ee/carefreebomb

I honestly don't know how I'm supposed to see a viable professional future as someone with a degree in Software Engineering when I morally object to generative AI on grounds of creative theft and environmental harm. I also didn't formally train in the skill for years just to babysit Claude.

The state of Minecraft is so fucking bleak that people get excited for an update every three months that adds the ability to sit on a cushion to a 17 year old game

Proof of life + Rosie It's also my BIRTHDAY and I'm playing grandpa games on twitch for the first time since January right now Reply "AAAA CFB IS LIVE" or face The Consequences ™

An old ginger man in a Super Metroid shirt wearing headphones and his angry kitty Rosie

I have an AWS account from a thing I coded 5 years ago for my streaming rig that comes out to ~80 cents a month which is why I never remember to cancel it (because ew bezos and I rarely stream). Today I woke up to an anomaly detection email stating I owed near *900 million dollars* due to their bug

Screenshot of an AWS portal page that has an "actual spend" amount of $858,993,459.20

Sometimes I daydream about a return-to-eldritch-form Quake 5 with a punctual campaign, freeze tag, and a Reznor/Ross soundtrack @xbox.com you own id now, right? Who do I pitch to, get Asha on the line. Tell her I work for rent and red bull, and I promise not to make any Romero Daikatana ad jokes

I went back to threads on a whim maybe a month or so ago and man, idk what the hell happened over there, but it is an absolute fucking nightmare now. Chud City and the algo is steering *hard* for engagement bait. Idk if they all got bored with X and Facebook or what but the 2023 party vibes are dead

Y'all can hate on the Ocarina remake art style all you want, but just wait til we get high definition winking moaning fusion danced old lady Twinrova titty

Some screenshot of N64 ass Ocarina of Time Twinrova boss from Spirit Temple. Granny twins got me actin up

I post this every few months and it never seems to gain any traction, but I'll continue shouting at the void that StreamElements is based in Tel Aviv, Israel, and everyone on twitch should really switch their alerts, chatbots, merch shops, and donation pages to a service not actively funding zionism

Imagine if people cared so fervently to be outspoken about the atrocities in our real world as much as they did the [literally stellar] character designs of anthropomorphic foxes in space

Y'all these new PS5 controllers are craaazy glossy compared to the other models. The grips and even the touch pad feel like the face buttons normally do. Was definitely not expecting that. If it wasn't immediately obvious, I love the Techno Red

A PlayStation 5 DualSense controller in new Techno Red on a wood finish table. It is incredibly glossy.

Of course the one time I leave my house I have a weird social interaction at the store with someone I used to know that I will definitely overthink the rest of the day