James Bond Real and Official

The Independent@the-independent.com · 6h ago

James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’

Me: "I'm feeling the urge to pick up some Golden Age Grabbers" Oddly Sensual Kirby Self-Portrait Pinup Above My Bed: "That's right, Carl-

On trial because I had sex outside the one night a year single people are allowed to have sex. I plead with the judge that handstuff shouldn't count. I'm sentenced to five years hard labor. When I'm released, my mind and body aren't the same. I couldn't do handstuff if I wanted to

New Fromsoft game has a crazy mechanic

I love you too, Robocop.

Robocop (1987)@robocop1987.bsky.social · 15h ago

I love you.

"Looks like it's time for another crazy adventure with the gang aboard Moya, Farmer Hoggett"

Chemtrail Malware McMansion Tighty-whities Transmissible spongiform encephalopathy

Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 5d ago

Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/

Captain: Salamander Janeway First Officer: Tuvix Engineer: ( Laughing ) box Doctor: Diane Warren penning the Enterprise theme song in real time Wildcard: Elon Musk High School The Building

Zoe Tunnell ➡️ FlameCon E-09@zoewithasword.bsky.social · 6d ago

Burnham, Kira, O'Brien, T'Ana and Mariner FINAL ANSWER

Yeah I'm into BDSM Benjamin Sisko beating the Dominion by arranging for Senator Vreenak to be Murdered

One of the perils of having an active X-Files rewatch going is that any other movie or show you watch has to pass frequent "I could be watching The X-Files instead of this" skill checks

Kubrick espousing the engineering mindset value of K'Nex over Legos. You couldnt build a rollercoaster with legos!

Carl Garcia@carlinspace.bsky.social · last wk.

Forget the Uggs, let us discuss the semiotics of Mousehunt billboard

Ok craziest thing spotted in Eyes Wide Shut on 4K is theres something embossed in large cursive on the other side of the 'cease your inquiries' letter and I can't make it out.

The Eyes Wide Shut sex club actually fell apart in 2001 because there was a chlamydia scandal where they could never figure out who was spreading it, and then 9/11 killed the vibe for 2 months and nobody bothered to pick it back up after

Forget the Uggs, let us discuss the semiotics of Mousehunt billboard

Carl Garcia@carlinspace.bsky.social · last wk.

Is that an Ugg

Is that an Ugg

Rentals

Kool Aid Man - Tank Col. Sanders - Military officer Chuck E. Cheese - programmable terminator Mr. Peanut - wildcard (he's nuts)

Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 2w ago

Things aren't great, let's have some fun

What??? Siskel I expect but this is a Rog betrayal

Siskel and Ebert Bot@siskel-ebert-bot.bsky.social · 2w ago

Next of Kin (1989) Director: John Irvin Cast: Patrick Swayze, Adam Baldwin, Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton Watch Review wp / wd

The Cyclops was so close to perfecting his cheese, but thanks to Odysseus he only ended up with havart

Wait'll you find out about Pino Dinaggio

Seth Masket@smotus.bsky.social · 2w ago

Why does a summer action film about dinosaurs and computer kids and chaos theory have the most moving score that’s ever been written

The problem with modern TV is nobody uses that old classic: The Stanley Tucci Sextape MacGuffin

Salute him

Max Weiss@maxthegirl.bsky.social · 2w ago

What are we gonna do with the knowledge that Christopher Nolan’s favorite James Bond is Timothy Dalton?

We never saw what happened to the one dude who swam towards the Sirens. I bet he's having a great time with the ladies

🎵Daikon is a delicious vegetable 🎵Daikon is healthy for your insides 🎵Daikon is a delicious vegetable!! 🎵I tried it in a coleslaw 🎵Make sure it's pickled, not raw!

Former Staffer: Institute of Price Stabilité@pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 2w ago

Thank you Trent Reznor, that is an excellent daikon radish

So that's what it was

Telling my cat she's violating Zeus' Law when she bites my feet